Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama said that what the internet needs most is…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama said that what the internet needs most is…
… more puppy recipes
…love, sweet love…that’s the only thing that there’s just too little of.
Moar Cats!
…an Internet Czar.
…an IMAO for progressives.
…more cookies!
…cyber golf.
…fewer critics/more cheerleaders
President Obama said that what the internet needs most is…
more supervision anal-retentive paranoids.
truly free porn.
voting rights.
..a teleprompter for typing.
… an IP address that everyone can use at will, for no cost. With a name other than the one, “IP Freely,” that Biden keeps suggesting.
… more surf-veillance.
… high-speed intercontinental telegraph lines.
President Obama said that what the internet needs most is… A kill switch.
… A button that blocks anything from Conservatives, anything from or about the Tea Party, and anything from the opposition.
… An edit button that allows his staff to correct anything that doesn’t fit within the Party Narrative.
… Drones.
… affirmwaretive action.
… Packet Fair-Sharing
… a way of connecting to the World Wide Web. He’ll take that Nobel Prize for Science, now.
… an easier way to encrypt and decrypt Harry Reid.
… a Facebook-like app. He’ll take that Nobel Prize for Economics now.
…more cowbell! (And less references to his wife.)
More videos of Lurch and James Taylor signing to the French!
…all tracking cookies to have walnuts.
…free Online Universities.
…a full-time nanny to ensure terrorist bullies and trolls aren’t allowed to victimize our vulnerable children and/or insult The Prophet (pbuh).
“Eh…what was that last part, sir? We didn’t quite hear you.”
I said “VICTIMIZE. OUR. VULNERABLE. CHILDREN. It’s right there in the prewritten script, pay attention.
… to quit being racist.
. . . “free” healthcare, “free” community college
@17 – “signing to the French”? Do they know ASL?
…high speed connections, to score some choom in a hurry.
…high speed connections, to slow it down when you’re high.
…male enhancement products that work, !#&!@ it to &:##, eighty grand so far and nothing!!!
…ear diminishment apps.