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During a speech at the UN, President Obama…
Archive of entries posted on September 2015
Kneel Before Zod!
Former DNC Chair Howard Dean blamed Hillary’s email problems on the press, saying they wanted her to “humble” herself before them.
Not at all. She could’ve told the truth as arrogantly as she wanted to.
The Illustrated Frank J: Describing Hillary
Obvious Question
Gun control advocates in Tacoma, WA, are proposing a gun “drop box” to encourage residents to turn in firearms, no questions asked.
If that’s a good idea, how come they don’t already have them for drugs?
Let Us Help You With That Immigration Problem
Link of the Day: Where Your Football Team’s Name Came From
[High Praise! to Mental Floss]
What’s in a Nickname? The Origins of All 32 NFL Team Names
By the way, turns out “Packers” should be offensive to Native Americans, too.
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Retribution
Hillary Clinton took a stand, saying “I will not hesitate to take military action if Iran attempts to obtain a nuclear weapon”
So… she’ll be drone-striking the YouTube video makers responsible?
Obama Warned Us – Women
Add your name if you believe that when women succeed, America succeeds: http://ofa.bo/a578 #StandWithWomen
“And when women fail, it’s some man’s fault.”
Straight Line of the Day: A New Survey Shows That Half of Americans Say Government Is an Immediate Threat. The Other Half…
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A new survey shows that half of Americans say government is an immediate threat. The other half…
Talent
While a guest on “Ellen”, Hillary Clinton danced alongside the host.
Ah, the ability to dance on command. Guess she shares Obama’s gift for foreign policy.
The Illustrated Frank J: Tax the Rich
This Is Like When My Dog Taught Me How to Play Fetch
At a Japanese electronics manufacturer, machines have been programmed to tell workers what to do.
Unbelievable! I… wait… my phone’s ringing… I have to take this…
Link of the Day: Why Hobos Are More Trustworthy Than Liberals
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15 Rules From the Hobo Ethical Code of 1889
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The Everywhere Pattern
[The Zipf Mystery] (Viewer #2,812,021)
My first thought was “21 minutes? ugh… tl;dw”, but I did anyway, and I found it engaging enough to want to finish.
There’s Only One Way to Eat Gagh
Some trendy chefs are starting to use Amazon rainforest insects as ingredients in their dishes.
Note to students: Michelle Obama isn’t. I don’t know what that is in your goulash.