Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most shocking quote from Hillary’s recently-recovered emails…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most shocking quote from Hillary’s recently-recovered emails…
…”I just don’t know”.
The most shocking quote from Hillary’s recently-recovered emails…
she voted for Romney in the last election.
Chelsea is not her actual daughter.
That ISIS loyalty oath.
…was where she claimed to only weigh 115 lbs.
The most shocking quote from Hillary’s recently-recovered emails…
she likes to do the “Hampster Dance” naked by the light of the full moon.
…was where she told Huma that “real women don’t need wieners” in their life.
The most shocking quote from Hillary’s recently-recovered emails…
she honestly believes she is Luke’s actual father.
still doesn’t understand why that Nigerian Prince hasn’t written her back even after she sent him the money.
prefers Picard over Kirk.
. . . is the passage from the Boy Scout oath
. . . or perhaps the passage from Lady Chatterley’s Lover
…was a lawyer joke with the punch line: “Trey Gowdy”.
…contains the words: Barack, left-handed, and sinister.
…”That “reset” button is actually a “snooze” button until Obama has some more flexibility…”
That way back when she had the hot’s for Nixon.
….don’t worry about emailing the details, I know how to delete them, I don’t pay my IT guy $9/hr for nothing.
…was the note to the Somali prince demanding a campaign contribution.
“No, Mr. Foster, I expect you to die.” [ref]
The most shocking quote from Hillary’s recently-recovered emails…
…it was actually Hillary’s DNA on Monica’s blue dress.
…”Mr. (fill in the blank), don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”
…was that every single email, business and personal, contained the phrase “When is my nap?”
@14–Apostic, you beat me to it! And I had forgotten the man’s first name (and was struggling with the surname).
c64 @15–That’s just wrong.
Secure delete? That takes too long.
… “Bill and I had the most incredible sex last night…”
…”Yes, But God Just Thinks She’s Hillary Clinton is my book title, but I fail to see the humor.
With each other?
… what do you mean they cancelled my frequent buyer card at Pantsuits R Us?”
…. “virgin blood, I need MORE virgin blood”
To: Chris Stevens
From: Hillary Clinton
Subject: Security Concerns
Date: 12 Sep 2012
Dear Chris,
The Lannisters send their regards.
-H