Link of the Day: Theory – Jar Jar Binks Was A Trained Force User, Knowing Sith Collaborator, And Will Play A Central Role In The Force Awakens

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[Theory] Jar Jar Binks was a trained Force user, knowing Sith collaborator, and will play a central role in The Force Awakens

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  1. Well this blows holes in my “Jar Jar was disguised as the tauntaun in The Empire Strikes Back and smells worse on the inside but is no longer a threat to anyone” theory. However if this Sith theory turns out to be false then I must’ve been right all along.

    I won’t gloat.

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  2. No, Jar Jar is just an idiot who bumbled his way through life and got lucky inspite of himself. He somehow found himself in a position where he had a modicum of power and got scared and thought the best way to handle it was to give a corrupt goverenment more power.

    Jar Jar is not a Sith. He is not a mastermind. He is the intergalactic Joe Biden.

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