Oregon’s state government told schools to let students use whatever locker rooms they want and play on opposite-sex sports teams as long as they say it reflects their chosen gender identity.
Great. And what do they do with that one weird kid who says he thinks he’s the football?

And how about the girl who thinks he’s Michael Jordan? You gotta let her play – she’s Michael Freakin’ Jordan!!!!1!
At the rate things are going…I think I’m going to be sick.