(Submitted by Iowa Jim [High Praise!])
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
It’s Hillary Clinton’s birthday. The perfect present for her…
(Submitted by Iowa Jim [High Praise!])
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
It’s Hillary Clinton’s birthday. The perfect present for her…
It’s Hillary Clinton’s birthday. The perfect present for her…
retirement from politics.
It’s Hillary Clinton’s birthday. The perfect present for her…
a clean server.
hmmm let’s see. She’s got her grandson, Aiden, and her assistant, Abedin. Are those just misspelled? is it really Aiding and abetting? Sounds like what every Career Criminal needs.
…whatever you get, you can’t top Comey’s gift.
A phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.
It’s Hillary Clinton’s birthday. The perfect present for her…
a one way ticket to Venezuela
an orange jumpsuit en route to Leavenworth
…ideally, she needs a pardon from President Obama because it looks like President Trump won’t offer one.
It’s Hillary Clinton’s birthday. The perfect present for her…
A fifth and the Fifth.
It’s Hillary Clinton’s birthday. The perfect present for her…
…a walker with the bright tennis balls and a bike horn.
…a rendition of “She’s In The Jailhouse Now” by the Soggy Bottom Boys (now that tune is in your head)
…a DVD copy of President Duterte’s speeches.
…a gin ‘n tonic sippy cup and a football helmet.
…a bust of Winston Churchill, with a sign saying NOT HILLARY CLINTON.
… is someone who knows how to push her “Reset” button.
. . . the salvation of her immortal soul, hopefully in a sudden-epiphany, St. Paul-style conversion, where she realizes she’s devoted her life to the zealous pursuit of evil goals, repents, and devotes the rest of her days to the pursuit of truth. She’s already rehearsed the falling-to-the-ground-insensible part, so let’s get this redemption on the road already.
…is a subscription to the “Vase Of The Month” club.
…cigarette credits at the federal penitentiary of her choice, for later…
…an orange jumpsuit with black bars.
… what all royalty wants — an iPod of Obama’s speeches.
… a party at Chucky Cheats.
…I could say it but the Secret Service would have kittens.
Trick question. Everything is not enough for Hillary.
… some evidence of FrnakJ’s movements on two particular nights:
Blue Cat Cafe Was Vandalized on First Anniversary
AustinEater.com | October 25, 2016 | Nadia Chaudhury
“Austin’s first cat cafe was vandalized on Friday, October 21. Statesman reported that someone spray painted “F*** you gentrified scum” on the cafe’s door and front of its adjacent food trailer. The person or persons also glued the doors shut.
“… It is adjacent to the lot that used to house pinata store Jumpolin, which was suddenly demolished in 2015.”
A blindfold and a cigarette.
… A custom-made Fembot: Huma Thurman!
. . . would be an endorsement contract with Snap-On Tools
. . . a basket full of cute lil’ deplorables, with a gift receipt saying, “Sorry, these are irredeemable.”
ruby slippers
A greased quart jar of nitroglycerin spiked with nitrogen triiodide and heaxnitrohexaazaisowurtzitane.
…no present. Because of her past very little future.
… a cannoli. She doesn’t want the gun.
She left the gun at a Washington DC park…
Day late, but: “I will render unconditional obedience to HRC, the Führer of the nation and people, Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces, and will be ready as a brave soldier to risk my life at my time for this oath.”