Discovered in New Zealand: a giant penguin the size of a fully grown man.
I was a little nervous about this story, but there’s no top hat, monocle, or umbrella involved, so we’re safe.
Discovered in New Zealand: a giant penguin the size of a fully grown man.
I was a little nervous about this story, but there’s no top hat, monocle, or umbrella involved, so we’re safe.
New Zealand? That’s odd. I have it on good authority that penguins is practick-ally Chechen.
New Zealand, eh! Soooo…that’s where he was hiding from Batman.
Breaking news! What’s black and white and read all over?
Kim Un-Penguin
It was probably just Obama still on his world tour trying to stay relevant…lololol
If it laid an egg, it would fall off the back of a wide-screen TV.
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They must have found a juvenile of the species that Scott fought (electric eyes and electric tentacles probably don’t develop before maturity).
I don’t go for fancy cars
For diamond rings
Or movie stars
I go for penguins
Oh Lord I go for penguins
Throw your money out the door
We’ll just sit around
And watch it snow
I go for penguins
Oh Lord I go for penguins
Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
To my needs
Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
To my needs
To my needs
To my needs
To my needs
Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
To my needs
To my needs
To my needs
To my needs
To my needs
To my needs
To my needs
To my needs
To my needs
To my needs
Man, I totally forgot about that song!