[High Praise! to Les of Nuking Politics]

Fake Mail Bomb-a (to the tune of “La Bamba” by Ritchie Valens)

To send a fake mail bomb-a,
To send a fake mail bomb-a,
We need a bit of tape, oh yes, we do.
A bit of tape and postage due.
Now, turn up the drama,
Lame ol’ con job,
For that we’ll be, for that we’ll be for Hillary.

I’m not an agitator,
I’m not a progressive, I’m Republican.
I’m Re-pub-li-can, I’m Re-pub-li-can.
Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Trump’s the problem,
When they go low, we kick them.

To make a fake mail bomb-a,
To make a fake mail bomb-a,
We need an ISIS flag, oh yes, we do –
An ISIS flag and Elmer’s glue.
Now come on, Obama,
We await your comment,
For you we’ll be, for you we’ll be
putting Trump in the pillory.

Fake mail bomb-a,
Milk the trauma…