[Submitted by Oppo (High Praise!)]

“Political speech is protected.
And is no different from action.
Speech and action can be expected
To be violent among our faction.

“By the transitive property alone
Application of logic will teach
That violence is awfully well shown
To be protected speech.

“But Republicans can’t have political speech
Since that is the same as violence.
Violence is awful, and doesn’t belong
In the wrong hands. Logic. Silence.”