Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Not just running for President – in his spare time Bernie Sanders is…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Not just running for President – in his spare time Bernie Sanders is…
…working on promoting his skin-care line…
Not just running for President – in his spare time Bernie Sanders is…
well I’m not saying he’s a part time Alien but… he’s an Alien part of the time.
Socialist by day….Alien by night.
Not just running for President – in his spare time Bernie Sanders is…
writing Top Ten lists for IMAO.
… boxing with Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
…franchising his “Crazy Bernie” discount store chain…
How can he price things SO LOW??!!?,
When you think you’re ready
Come vote for Crazy Bernie
He’s the craziest Socialist around.
His Economic pretensions
will meet your expectations
Things you’ll get for free will abound.
Not just running for President – in his spare time Bernie Sanders is…
a Duck!
He’s a witch!
How do you know he’s a witch?
He looks like one…and he turned me into a newt!
Did you get better??
Not according to my psychiatrist…
Trying to figure out which of the Marx Brothers is really named Karl.
100 years go they were his school mates, but who can remember which one was which after all that time.
… the one who didn’t delightfully quip, “I’d never belong to a club that would imprison, torture, and execute me as a member!”
Not just running for President – in his spare time Bernie Sanders is…
dancing with the Devil in the pale moonlight.
…planning his socialist utopia – starting with designs for his Premier’s Palace.
Not just running for President – in his spare time Bernie Sanders is…
living a life of Capitalist decadence.
Not just running for President – in his spare time Bernie Sanders is…
making some spare coin with his Gilbert Gottfried impersonation.
…constantly on the lookout for “those meddling kids”…
Not just running for President – in his spare time Bernie Sanders is…
trying to come up with an obscure Blazing Saddles reference.
Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue!
The Wacko Kid?
…trying to see how much Vitamin E he can get his hands on.
We know he’s probably from Havana.
Sanders: “Consarn, saclliwaggin’ no good cracker croaker, I said the race is ….!’’
…modeling for hair-care products.
…cutting his own skin tags off.
Isn’t that a felony?
yes…if he was potus it would be considered a high crime and no misdemeanors.
So, following Democrat logic here for the moment, [Bear with me I know Democrats are not, in any way, shape or form logical but…whatever.] doesn’t that disqualify him from ever being President under the Trump Doctrine?
Yes it does but he has no chance of winning anyway unless Mueller intervenes and changes the rules.
Ahh, the Mueller maneuver. Very clever. I would have thought he would try Capo Ferro.
Not just running for President – in his spare time Bernie Sanders is…
working the pole at the Foxy Lady’s “Ladies Night Out.”
…wondering why Chester the Molester is leading him in the polls.
Still doing voice overs for The Ant And The Aardvark cartoon from 1969.
Extra helping ~~~
I’m never going to hear Bernie again with thinking of this.
Before too long, you’ll never hear Bernie again.
I disagree – tomorrow would be too long before never hearing from Bernie again..
Not just running for President – in his spare time Bernie Sanders is…
wondering why Putin doesn’t return his calls.
Not just running for President – in his spare time Bernie Sanders is…
slowly dying.
slacker
Not just running for President – in his spare time Bernie Sanders is…
trying to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt, with geometric logic, that a duplicate key to the ward room icebox did exist.
Totally fixated on all things red…
Not just running for President – in his spare time Bernie Sanders is…
changing the common, everyday definition of the phrase, “Crazy as a Loon.”
… and changing the common, everyday definition of the phrase, “Demster fire.”
Ahhh, ISWYDT.
… paying for exactly no one’s college education out of his own pocket.
pushing the idea that the capitalistic system is racist, sexist and unequal. All the while enjoying being a victim of its blessings.
Sounds like a perfect description of Bernie Sanders.
…hosting a big weekend at his place…
You beat me to it! I had planned to say…
…Offering his houses for party weekends on AirBnB.
“Err Biden ‘n’ Bernie”?
Both.
…wait, Bernie is running? From watching the news, I thought only Shotgun Joe was running.
Not just running for President – in his spare time Bernie Sanders is…
starring as the Joker in the next round of Batman movies.
secretly changing his coffee with Folgers Crystals.
working up a number 6 on the DNC. then executing order 66 on the RNC.
…hitting on chicks at Denny’s.
waitstaff or customers?
Senior discount recipients .
Ahh the Blue Plate privileged crowd.
…clipping coupons while watching The View.
Working on new comedy routines with his partner Statler.
Well it would be either him or Hilton.
…swan diving into his pile of money like Scrooge McDuck.
Not just running for President – in his spare time Bernie Sanders is…
Selling Amway products door to door.
Not just running for President – in his spare time Bernie Sanders is…
a Dungeon Master, just not the D&D kind.
His basement smells of leather, dispair and a$$
I thought that was just his underwear.
… writing his concession speech. Why wait till the last minute?
Yep. He’s preparing for Gristlenacht.
… rehearsing his musical number: “Surly With A Fringe On Tap.”
(thanks to DBDukes for the inspiration.)
… practicing his Petty refrain, “Free Failing.”
Whatever yer lookin’ for
don’t come around here no more.
I think we’ve got a hit here: It’s got a good Beto and youth can dunce to it.
…moonlighting as the Crypt Keeper.
… working on his TAN (STAAFL take care of the details.)
… working on a new ad campaign: “Feel The C. Montgomery Bern. . . . Not You, Joe!”
… working on his other ad campaign: “A Thousand Points of Blight.”
… appearing as a contestant on “What’s Malign?”
… trying his best to chart a course between the Silly and Corruptest.
and bouncing off both goal posts.
… working on Das Kapital Gains Tax.
How hard is it to write 100% suckas?