[Submitted by Slapout (High Praise!)]
1) How many New Car dealerships are there in Cuba?
2) What’s the best video game console to be developed in a socialist country?
3) If walls are immoral and socialism is just, why did the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics build the Berlin Wall?
4) The “Green New Deal” wants to eliminate cows. How are you going to get countries like India, where cows are sacred, to agree to this?
5) Where’s the best all-you-can-eat buffet in Venezuela?
You forgot, “What’s yer favorite color?”
you forgot:
please explain the inverse relationship between the degree of socialism in a country and its availability of toilet paper.
C’mon y’all, you know this argument never lasts more than a few seconds because their response is always: Uh, like, dude … all THOSE countries never did REAL socialism; never got it right. WE are gonna do it RIGHT, dammitt!!
oddly enough that’s what everyone on all those countries said too.
Oddly they ARE doing it right which is something you can’t explain to them.
For #5, the answer recently was, “the zoo.”
I thought it was the dumpster behind the medical clinic.
…. Yet there will never come a time when all the hipsters will kind of tacitly agree not to support socialism any more without admitting disgrace, defeat, and embarrassment — the way they let that whole “Wazzup?” thing die without further mention.
I blame the educational establishment and popular culture, which keep giving socialism mouth-to-mouth, long past its expiration date.
All you can eat is the definition of life at the ever dwindling buffet of socialism. You can have all of what is left for you and your neighbor. A wealth of ignorance and hope will be the currency that brings you back to the serving line, where the choices will be lies or dreams, with your just dessert of reality.
The answer was, before they ran out of gasoline, the windshield bug scrapings out on highway uno.