President Trump offered to send American troops to Mexico’s southern border to help secure it against illegal immigrants from Central America. Also, the plan includes passing the troops through Mexico City as conquerors and declaring Mexico our 51st state. Bonus: the border wall will only have to be 500 miles long now.
Oh great. Two more Democrats in the Senate and how many in the house? Can’t we just make it a colonial possession like Guam?
… but offset by one less ‘pero’ site in the U.N.
Viva la Covfefelution!
Did he go on Twitter to take a few swipes at Polk doing a half-ass job of it after making the announcement?
… “We’ll fix their failed country, and they’ll even pay for it! Coming soon: Trump Towertillas!”
We should have kept it when we had it. The war in which Texas joined the union resulted in US troops capturing Mexico City. We should have just said, “Welcome to the USA!” back then.