Thanks to everyone who has bought Hellbender so far. Your support means a lot.
And curse you to anyone who hasn’t bought it. You’re trying to starve my family. You are my enemy. I will destroy you like a common moon.
Anyway, I enjoy writing novels, and I like to share that joy with you. Thus it’s important you buy my books to keep me writing. Also, when I’m promoting books, I tend to remember I have a blog and post more, so added benefit. Also, and most importantly, when you buy my books, I get money, which I need to support my four children as they’re always growing out of their old video games.
And if you want high praise, make sure to review Hellbender on Amazon. It makes you a cool dude to support an author like that. Unless you give it a bad review. Then you’re basically a terrorist and I will hunt you down.


I was going to try to get this into our selection carts for purchase in our library but it is not available through our distributor TitleSource. Is it only available through Amazon?
The ebook is Amazon only, but the paperback should be available more places. I don’t know how that works, though.
Bowker is a publisher that TitleSource does access but it looks like they primarily get their reference material and it is mostly older stuff. I didn’t know Bowker was publishing regular titles in fiction genres.
That Bowker being listed as the publisher is an error I’m still trying to get fixed.
Ahh. Who is the publisher?
New book? Why wasn’t I told?
Through a weird Amazon glitch, I ended up with two copies but only paid for one. Not sure if I should review it twice.
Frank, are you OK? Are Harvey and Basil holding you captive and forcing you to write books?
Blink once for yes.