Straight Line of the Day: Now Arriving at the Mexican Border… Posted by Harvey on 29 August 2019, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. Now arriving at the Mexican border…
Now arriving at the Mexican border… I’m not saying its ACTUAL Aliens but… its ACTUAL Aliens. Reply to this comment
Perhaps if we started calling it “the line of scrimmage” more people would be in favor of defending it. Reply to this comment
… rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh!t-kickers and Methodists! Reply to this comment
A flood of undocumented Americans willing to do the jobs Mexicans won’t do. (defend the border) Reply to this comment
Now arriving at the Mexican border… Free propaganda audio books for the immigrants narrated by AOC in Puerto Rican spanish. Reply to this comment
Now arriving at the Mexican border… That Chinese delivery I ordered ages ago. Reply to this comment
She said she’s a direct descendant of Pancho Villa and has a tattoo of the Mexican flag to prove it so… Reply to this comment
… Bernie Sanders looking for the North Pole to learn how to be a better Santa with other people’s money. Reply to this comment
You get Asian ladies? I tend towards Russian women in my ads, although an occasional Latina makes an appearance. Reply to this comment
Order from Siberia and younger both Russian and Asian. Though they might seem a bit cold. Reply to this comment
Now arriving at the Mexican border… Whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention. Reply to this comment
Now arriving at the Mexican border… Even more aggravating, politically correct, meddling, Democratic congressional aids. Reply to this comment
is that even possible? I mean you can only distill such arrogant stupidity to 100%, so you are already at peak stupid. Reply to this comment
… Flight 29 from Chicago. The Honduran border. The Panamanian border. The Venezuelan border . . . Reply to this comment
… a courier with a whole ****load of dimes for the Donald J. Trump Memorial Toll Plaza. Reply to this comment
Now arriving at the Mexican border… the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of York. Reply to this comment
Now arriving at the Mexican border… On track nine, the taxpayer funded welfare gravy train…ALL ABOARD!! Reply to this comment
A giant eraser
… Joe Biden on his way to the Ohio State Fair.
I’m not saying it’s illegal aliens, but its illegal aliens.
Now arriving at the Mexican border…
I’m not saying its ACTUAL Aliens but… its ACTUAL Aliens.
…cross people getting crosser when they aren’t allowed to cross.
…Hookers and blow.
both directions?
…D fence! D fence!
Perhaps if we started calling it “the line of scrimmage” more people would be in favor of defending it.
Not the Jets.
… rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh!t-kickers and Methodists!
Sounds like my high school.
…James Comey…
…a lot of people looking for a Taco Bell.
… some people who just want to do something.
…Beto O’Rourke’s chances…
His chances were always South of the Border. Literally.
Lucky Day, Dusty Bottoms and Ned Nederlander.
A flood of undocumented Americans willing to do the jobs Mexicans won’t do. (defend the border)
… a large No Trespassing sign in 243 dialects
MexiCannon 2.0
Now arriving at the Mexican border…
Free propaganda audio books for the immigrants narrated by AOC in Puerto Rican spanish.
Now arriving at the Mexican border…
That Chinese delivery I ordered ages ago.
Get real, you mean pizza from the Pizza Hut?
A bit too Fredo-ish.
The Fredo Bandito?
The Fredo Bandito you must not offend.
Fredo banned Beto
Banana bana fo eto.
… Elizabeth Warren declaring she’s 1/1024 Mexican as well
She said she’s a direct descendant of Pancho Villa and has a tattoo of the Mexican flag to prove it so…
Dominos Taco Pizza in 30 minutes or less.
… Bernie Sanders looking for the North Pole to learn how to be a better Santa with other people’s money.
A large wooden badger
Señor LEEROY JENKINS!
A religious singing group – Opus Dei and the Knights.
…Kirsten Gillibrand to announce she’s running for El Presidente of Mexico now.
Manuel Labor
…my next yard service.
Now arriving at the Mexican border…
the Titanic,107 years overdue.
Now arriving at the Mexican border…
another Liberal photo op.
… a retreating glacier. Freakin’ coward.
Asian ladies looking for romance.
You get Asian ladies? I tend towards Russian women in my ads, although an occasional Latina makes an appearance.
Order from Siberia and younger both Russian and Asian. Though they might seem a bit cold.
Stupid autocorrect; “younger” should be “you get.”
Shouldn’t have gotten the Epstein upgrade.
Now arriving at the Mexican border…
Whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.
… Mexican Collies.
Montezuma’s revenge
…candygram for, uh, (checks notes) Mongo.
Mongo (checks notes) like candy.
The hardest part (checks notes) was inventing the Candygram.
Now arriving at the Mexican border…
Even more aggravating, politically correct, meddling, Democratic congressional aids.
is that even possible? I mean you can only distill such arrogant stupidity to 100%, so you are already at peak stupid.
Super-saturated stupid…
xballahdocious?
Unless you turn the stupidity knob all the way to 11.
Now arriving at the Mexican border…
the Chuckemback Choo Choo.
Track 29.
Your huckleberry.
… Flight 29 from Chicago. The Honduran border. The Panamanian border. The Venezuelan border . . .
… a courier with a whole ****load of dimes for the Donald J. Trump Memorial Toll Plaza.
… the rude beast of demographic change slouching towards Gemorrah to be born.
Now arriving at the Mexican border…
the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of York.
Now arriving at the Mexican border…
Brad Major and Janet Weiss.
Along with the usual Riff Raff
Just don’t eat the Meatloaf.
…not Basil.
… Spanish-language copies of Hellbender, Frank Fleming’s latest book.
Is it still available from fine booksellers?
… The Three Emigros! (with ten thousand of their closest friends)
Chinese imports, bypassing tariffs
“The new tariff is a ni –!”
Calgon-slingers from south of the Rio Grande, huh?
… badges. Lots of steenkin’ badges.
… Social Justice Aztec warriors. Just what we need.
… Chevys for our levies.
(– Bye, Bye, MesoAmerican Pie)
Now arriving at the Mexican border…
On track nine, the taxpayer funded welfare gravy train…ALL ABOARD!!
Why did the Mexican cross the border?
To get free stuff on the other side.