(Apologies to Bobby “Boris” Pickett & the Crypt-Kickers)
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I was watching the Democrats late one night
Promising their freebies left and right
But as the costs began to rise
Suddenly, to my surprise:
They did the math!
They did the real-world math
(Real-world math)
They saw they’d take a bath
(They did the math)
It’d seemed too much to ask
(The psychopaths)
They dropped their fraudster masks!
.
Creepy Joe Biden crept from his lair
Grabbed the nearest female and smelled her hair.
The girls all ran to their humble abodes
Which caused a jolt to electoral votes.
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(Can anyone add any more 4-line verses regarding Dems in general or in particular?)
Fresh from his coffin
Bernie’s voice did ring.
Seems he was troubled
by just one thing.
He open his lips
he shook his fist and said
“Don’t forget we are Socialists you twits!”
Fast!
The tax-the-rich crowd went on the Warren path
To fight the Right with some righteous wrath
They shouted “Tax the richl!” — but karma rhymes with that:
“The rich” includes every working Democrat.
The media was mockin’, all ignoring the truth
Rachel on chains, backed by Fredo and Wolf
The talking-point-bangers were about to show
With their vile vocal group, ‘The Morning Joe’
Now everything is cool,the Media is part of the plan.
And A monster tax will be hid from the land
so for you, the people, the plan was meant to
confuse you all until the bill will be due.
We’re so smart our kids have all got measles and mumps
Our cities are hell holes, our states are all dumps
But we can raise taxes on the poor and voters from the dead
And if you disagree with PC we’ll chop off your heads
Out of his coffin old Bernie did rise
Matched Joe Biden for blood in his eyes
Raised his voice to an ear-piercing pitch
Screeching, “What ever happened to soaking the rich?”
They did the math!
[They did the monstrous math]
The monstrous math!
[Ice castles fell with a crash]
They did the math!
[They did the real world math]
Waaaah -ooooh!