Straight Line of the Day: AOC Solves Problems! (Part 1 of 2): To End Poverty in the US, AOC Proposes… Posted by Oppo on 29 November 2019, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: AOC Solves Problems! (Part 1 of 2): To end poverty in the US, AOC proposes…
… a ten-year moratorium on povert factories, with an option to renew after five years. Reply to this comment
Step 1 everything is free. Step 2 demand to know where everything went. Step 3 blame sabatuers Step 4 print lots of money. Step 5 everyone is a billionaire Reply to this comment
To end poverty in the US, AOC proposes… to spend trillions of dollars of other people’s money. Reply to this comment
To end poverty in the US, AOC proposes… renaming the USA to the Union of Socialist State of America. No more USA, no more poverty in the USA. Reply to this comment
To end poverty in the US, AOC proposes… to well I’m not saying it’s getting Aliens to loan us the money perpetually but… it’s getting Aliens to loan us the money perpetually. Reply to this comment
To end poverty in the US, AOC proposes… to declare all property rights abolished. Reply to this comment
All property belongs to the people! Some people are just not capable of using it properly. Reply to this comment
To end poverty in the US, AOC proposes… to redistribute all campaign “war chests” to those less able to raise ridiculous amounts of money… Reply to this comment
Redefining “poverty” as racist and outlawing use of the term or collecting any information that can be used to measure it. Reply to this comment
…a compulsory poverty buyback program. Ordinary citizens can’t be trusted with poverty. Reply to this comment
… a ten-year moratorium on povert factories, with an option to renew after five years.
Step 1 everything is free.
Step 2 demand to know where everything went.
Step 3 blame sabatuers
Step 4 print lots of money.
Step 5 everyone is a billionaire
To end poverty in the US, AOC proposes…
to spend trillions of dollars of other people’s money.
…taxing it.
To end poverty in the US, AOC proposes…
renaming the USA to the Union of Socialist State of America. No more USA, no more poverty in the USA.
…requiring a government issued license.
To end poverty in the US, AOC proposes…
to well I’m not saying it’s getting Aliens to loan us the money perpetually but… it’s getting Aliens to loan us the money perpetually.
2024 Aliens foreclose on the Earth.
…appointing a cabinet level Secretary. (it worked to eliminate education)
…subsidizing povercoffee.
Our forefathers just threw it into the poverbay.
To end poverty in the US, AOC proposes…
to declare all property rights abolished.
All property belongs to the people! Some people are just not capable of using it properly.
To end poverty in the US, AOC proposes…
And the election disposes.
To end poverty in the US, AOC proposes…
to redistribute all campaign “war chests” to those less able to raise ridiculous amounts of money…
Lowering the poverty level.
Redefining “poverty” as racist and outlawing use of the term or collecting any information that can be used to measure it.
… counting the number of poor people using Roman Numerals.
…a compulsory poverty buyback program. Ordinary citizens can’t be trusted with poverty.
…to eat the babies.