[To the tune of the Beatles’ “Here, There, and Everywhere”]

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To lead a bitter life
I need Millennials near . . .

Weird:
Faking each day of the year.
Closing their minds
With the wave of the hand.
Nobody can
Deny there’s nothing there.

Their
Twinkles-Up hands in the air
Each of us thinking how rude they can be
Someone is speaking
But they just don’t know he’s there.

You see them everywhere:
And with sheep to guide them
They know they need Medicare.
Handout-lovers, they say need is everywhere
Knowing your money’s to share
Each one believing golden geese never die
Tweeting the lies
And hoping they’ll get their share.

You find them everywhere;
And if they deride me
I know I need never care.
But for leverage they leave needles everywhere
Knowing that misery’s to share
Each one believing that Epstein just died
All on welfare
And hoping it’s always there….

… Freebies here, there, and everywhere.
Feared, “fair,” and everywhere!

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