Caption This! That’s Uncle Joe he’s a movin’ kinda slow Posted by walruskkkch on 8 January 2020, 10:00 am Have at it my friends.
That’s Uncle Joe, he’s a movin’ kinda slow, but he’s always been that way, so we don’t think it’s Alzheimer’s. Reply to this comment
“Who has two thumbs and a shotgun? Not you if I have anything to say about it.” Reply to this comment
…but that’s not the reason he’s late. He’s late because he has to stop and get a noseful of the hair of every woman he sees. Reply to this comment
Who’s got two thumbs and lacks the competence to even point them in the right direction for this joke? this guy! Reply to this comment
Thumbs up! The newest white power, alt-right symbol dejour? Or is he signifying he has one thumb for each barrel of his shotgun? Reply to this comment
Some people say I’ve been just sitting around doing nothing with a thumb up my rear end….well guess what? Reply to this comment
“Hey, Joe – what do you think about Iran firing missiles at our troops in Iraq?” Reply to this comment
Blarg: Gosh Darn It! Your “new meme” illustration and comment was in moderation, and I somehow got it deleted instead of posted. My fault! Please post it again if you can. Sorry! Reply to this comment
“On my death bed I will receive total consciousness, so I got that going for me.” Reply to this comment
when Bush did this on an aircraft carrier NOBODY made fun of him….this can’t fail! Reply to this comment
Where is Thumbkin, Where is Thumbkin Here I am, Here I am https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftiw0BCTZg8 1 Reply to this comment
That’s Uncle Joe He’s a movin’ kinda slow Brain don’t function All quote dysfunction Reply to this comment
Welcome to the party, I guess you all know why we’re here. My name is Joey And I became a candidate this year If you want to follow me, You’ve got to play pinball. And put in your earplugs Put on your eyeshades You know where to put your thumb. Reply to this comment
It’s an Xbox controller only smort people can see.
“I thought I could pull this off without a hitch – I was wrong!”
That’s Uncle Joe, he’s a movin’ kinda slow, but he’s always been that way, so we don’t think it’s Alzheimer’s.
“Who has two thumbs and a shotgun? Not you if I have anything to say about it.”
…but that’s not the reason he’s late. He’s late because he has to stop and get a noseful of the hair of every woman he sees.
Who’s got two thumbs and lacks the competence to even point them in the right direction for this joke? this guy!
Thumbs up! The newest white power, alt-right symbol dejour? Or is he signifying he has one thumb for each barrel of his shotgun?
Hey Joe where ya goin’ with that thumb on your hand?
Some people say I’ve been just sitting around doing nothing with a thumb up my rear end….well guess what?
They were wrong…he had two thumbs up his rear end the whole time.
“Hey, Joe – what do you think about Iran firing missiles at our troops in Iraq?”
Blarg: Gosh Darn It!
Your “new meme” illustration and comment was in moderation, and I somehow got it deleted instead of posted. My fault! Please post it again if you can. Sorry!
Hey Joe,
Did you get that guy investigating your son in Ukraine fired?
1, 2, 3, 4 I declare a thumb war…with myself! I can’t lose!
“On my death bed I will receive total consciousness, so I got that going for me.”
“Charlie! They took my thumb!”
This too deserves an obscurity award.
when Bush did this on an aircraft carrier NOBODY made fun of him….this can’t fail!
Where is Thumbkin, Where is Thumbkin
Here I am, Here I am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftiw0BCTZg8
Hey that’s not a thumb.
That’s no moon either.
That’s Uncle Joe
He’s a movin’ kinda slow
Brain don’t function
All quote dysfunction
“Hey Joe, is Neil Kinnock writing your DNC acceptance speech?”
I can out thumb wrestle Ms. Elizabeth. I don’t know her Indian name!
Ha! See! Not one of them is where you said they were.
Welcome to the party,
I guess you all know why we’re here.
My name is Joey
And I became a candidate this year
If you want to follow me,
You’ve got to play pinball.
And put in your earplugs
Put on your eyeshades
You know where to put your thumb.