Doomsday

Adam Schiff

“A red horse, went out…”

I saw that the Doomsday Clock has been moved to 100 seconds to midnight. In case you need reminding, that’s the thing that a bunch of science guys do when they feel the world is about to end. In all the stuff that’s gone on since World War II, when the Doomsday Clock was first unveiled, it’s never been this close to midnight.

So, what’s in the news that has all these science guys wetting themselves? I decided to look at the news and see. And you know what I saw? Impeachment.

Yep, the Democrats have impeached Donald Trump and now there’s a trial underway in the Senate about removing him from office. And that very week, the science guys have moved the Doomsday Clock closer to midnight than it was in the Cuban Missile Crisis.

See how dangerous Democrats are? Science! agrees.

7 Comments

  1. Fearmongering but it’s not reaching their intended audience. Nobody born after 1980 can read an analog clock.
    They need to change it to a video game screen with a damage bar maxed out and the health bar deep in the red.

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