Straight Line of the Day: “Yes? You in the Back?” — Things You Always Wished To Say to One of Your Teachers Include… Posted by Oppo on 30 January 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: “Yes? You in the back?” — Things you always wished to say to one of your teachers include…
Candygram for (insert teachers name here)! Candygram for (insert teachers name here)! Reply to this comment
“Of course I didn’t bring enough for everyone. Did you bring enough of your paycheck for everyone?” Reply to this comment
Oh, oh, teacher, teacher -(hand raised & waving)- I would like to expand with thoughts on my observations of England and France! Reply to this comment
“Yes? You in the back?” — Things you always wished to say to one of your teachers include… I have come from the future and have discovered none of this turns out to be very important. Reply to this comment
“Yes? You in the back?” — Things you always wished to say to one of your teachers include… I’M SPARTACUS! Reply to this comment
It’s not that I can’t learn from you, it’s that I don’t want to! I will say that I said what I had to say at graduation when the dean tried to give me more detention after I graduated. I told him to shove my diploma up his… Reply to this comment
“Yes? You in the back?” — Things you always wished to say to one of your teachers include… Ha! You were wrong! I’ve never spent so much as a day in prison. So there! Reply to this comment
What would chairs be like if our knees were on backwards?
Thank you.
I can’t compete with that!
What’s that saying about those that can’t do?
My first thought exactly
Candygram for (insert teachers name here)! Candygram for (insert teachers name here)!
“Your hot!”
But all they would end up doing was correcting my grammar…
Well you got it bad,
“Hey! Teacher! Leave Them Kids Alone!”
What’s that smell?
Lack of sex has really made you cranky.
(Yes, I was taught by nuns.)
“Of course I didn’t bring enough for everyone. Did you bring enough of your paycheck for everyone?”
“Let X=15”? Then Let the answer = 10. Two can play at that game!
“YGDT! YLTATSOTE!”
Oh, oh, teacher, teacher -(hand raised & waving)- I would like to expand with thoughts on my observations of England and France!
“Sorry you have to make up so many snow days, Ms. Global Warming.”
“Yes? You in the back?” — Things you always wished to say to one of your teachers include…
I have come from the future and have discovered none of this turns out to be very important.
“Yes? You in the back?” — Things you always wished to say to one of your teachers include…
I’M SPARTACUS!
It’s not that I can’t learn from you, it’s that I don’t want to!
I will say that I said what I had to say at graduation when the dean tried to give me more detention after I graduated.
I told him to shove my diploma up his…
DEEZ NUTZ!
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!
“Yes? You in the back?” — Things you always wished to say to one of your teachers include…
Ha! You were wrong! I’ve never spent so much as a day in prison. So there!