(God, I hope he doesn’t die the same time this gets posted. Will kind of put a damper on the humor.)

♩♩♪

I remember all my life
Living down a cold was nice;
Hijabs in Iran
A face through a fabric
Covid came into our lives
Our rights went Arabic . . .

Mourning yet another day
Hopeless people pass my way
I see only their eyes
And tears through tyranny
I never realized
How helpless you may be

Oh, Mandates
Well, you came
And you took without giving
But we allowed you your say
Oh, Mandates
Will you list me
And stop me from living?
We don’t need you today
Oh, Mandates . . .

♩♩♪

[Spoken:]

You made a fool of the U.S.

Through all those awesome curve-balls you threw us . . .

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Hey, Media, now you’ve got the Blues

Seeing no more Dr. Faustus on the evening news

No “leading opinion,” no one to care

Just open mics and emails here and there

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There’s “a hole” in the stories as more news comes in

You took our freedom and you played to win

Ha, ha! Wuhan! It’s a cryin’ shame

Bioweepin’, there’s no one else to blame

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Media: Evil Wuhan

Evil Wuhan

Evil Wuhan

Evil Wuhan

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So blame it on another town

It hit someone old, we all had to hunker down

But a fool and this puzzle soon go separate ways

Media muzzled — their pool’s a puddle these days

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Ha, ha, Wuhan, what you gonna do?

You destroyed all credibility, now they’re turning blue

It’s so good for China that we’re feelin’ pain

With the gain of function, their function’s gained.

♫  ♫

Media: Evil Wuhan

Evil Wuhan

Evil Wuhan

Evil Wuhan
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)

♫  ♫

Media Evil Wuhan how you done me wrong

But now you’re tryin’ to Tsing a different song

Ha, ha, funny ― but behind the smiles ―

We’ve got no Chinese Wall, but theirs goes on for miles

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We came with funding, but went into debt

You caught Hunter, but not all of us yet

Ha, ha, Wuhan, very nice to know

That that ain’t no problem; ten percent you know

♫  ♫

Media: Evil Wuhan

Evil Wuhan

Evil Wuhan

Evil Wuhan

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