“Now where is that Miss Welch? Miss Welch! Dangblastit! Miss Welch!”

“Here I am sir!”

“Yes you are, now where have you been?”

“Taking my vacation to trek the Himalayas. I sent in the request weeks ago and you did sign off on it.”

“I did? Well of course I did. I remember it well. Sort of. Anyway, do you have today’s Memes?”

“Yes sir I do, but first I have something to show you.”

“Well it better be good.”

“Miss Welch, that is a Yak”

“Yes sir, a Giant Nepalese Yak! He followed me home. Can we keep him?”

“Have you gotten it by the Emu?”

“Yes sir, they… seem to get along okay.”

“Oh very well. Fetch hither the Memes then.”

“Will do sir.”