Don’t You Have All Sorts of Free Time To Kill?

People are always sending us spam when they’re not sending us letter bombs. And not the funny Monty Python kind of either.

When they’re not, they’re thinking up more kinds of spam. Creative? Yes. They are.

Are they more creative than you? I doubt it.

Are they more successful then you, giving them more time for this kind of recreation?

I doubt that, too. Well, then again, maybe they have Biden bucks. I don’t know.

But they appear to be outnumbering you honest folks with their Biden-buck shenanigans. This may sound familiar, but let’s focus on the topic at hand.

So why are you not trying to guide us to useless sites?

Oh, sure, you post clever thoughts. But seemingly without a goal beyond that. Certainly not anything that would separate me from my money. You have to think more like a Biden, or like a spammer.

What I think Walrus would have asked, were he here today, is: where is your A-Number-One pitch? (He may have spelled it differently). Where’s my room key? What tip? And what’s your can’t-miss suggestion to get people to click on your link* — site [sic] unseen?

(*But without so many references to vaping and lingerie, if you don’t mind. Those have been done so much the server melted.)

Thanks! You won’t regret it! In English!

Never go with the lowest-priced accommodation.

I just got a dime bag from Hunter Biden, so I thought I’d oblige him by putting up a collection of good ol’ Russian songs from our good ol’ friends, the Russians.

But then I thought, “Nah, the check’s cleared.”