The best parodies play it totally straight-faced, as it were. This site does it with such a hell of a straight face that I wonder if they’re being serious. But there are just enough times where they are being overly explainy that I conclude they intend to be funny. FrankJ would have done it the same way, only he’d throw in an over-the-top comment to make sure we knew it was definitely parody.
Material Needed- Sliced sandwich bread Favorite condiments that you want on your sandwich Favorite sandwich sliced meat Favorite cheese Lettuce Tomatoes Pickles Knives (1 for slicing, and 1 for spreading condiments) Plate Paper towels
This Meat is the Healthiest in the World, Even Healthier Than Many Vegetables MSN | January 16, 2025 | Marian Avila
… Hold onto your hats, folks—a recent study has revealed that pork fat ranks as one of the healthiest foods on the planet, even outdoing many veggies. With a nutritional score of 73 out of 100, pork fat lands in the eighth spot on a list of the world’s top 100 healthiest foods, according to BBC Future.
Pork fat, also known as lard, is a fantastic source of B vitamins and minerals. Plus, it’s more unsaturated and healthier than lamb or beef fat. This type of fat contains monounsaturated fatty acids, like oleic acid, which is also found in olive oil—famous for its heart health benefits. But remember, moderation is key!
In the lineup of the healthiest foods, pork fat beat out 92 other foods, including peas, red cabbage, tomatoes, mackerel, lettuce, oranges, and sweet potatoes. This might come as a shocker to many, as veggies have traditionally been seen as the healthiest choice. However, pork fat offers a nutritional profile that shouldn’t be underestimated.
To get the most nutritional bang for your buck from pork fat, it’s crucial to consider how the pigs were raised. According to Surrey Live, lard provides fat-soluble vitamins like vitamin D, especially if the pigs were raised outdoors. Pasture-raised pork fat tends to be healthier due to its better nutrient content.
As with any part of your diet, moderation is essential. While pork fat has many benefits, it’s important not to go overboard. The saturated fats present in lard are okay in moderate amounts, but too much can have negative health effects.
I was going to post something about the well-known “No Regerts” tattoo, but now I regret that. This cat is way cuter. If it jumped up there and got the chair going by itself, it’s even better.
And, of course, any regrets that you might not have . . .
. . . just keep away from mystery balls. How hard is that?
Mystery balls on Sydney beaches found to contain faecal bacteria bbc | 01/20/2025 | Kelly Ng
It urged anyone who spotted the balls not to handle them and to contact authorities.
Besides the acids and bacteria, the balls also contained volcanic rock pumice.
The first batch of debris in October were at first mistakenly called “tar balls” but were later found to contain everything from cooking oil and soap scum molecules, to blood pressure medication, pesticides, hair, methamphetamine and veterinary drugs.
Sydney Water has reported that its water treatment plants are operating normally and that there were no known issues with waste systems in the city.
Hi and welcome to the Friday editionfor the Bond Girlathon. Given the number of Bond girls we need to double the contest if we want to get this in before the Vance Administration starts. There will be rotating Interns for the post so you won’t always be seeing my pretty face. I hope you enjoy this group as much as the other.
Three of the girls have appeared in two Bond films.
Match 1
Ursula Andress (Honey Ryder) vs Lana Wood (Plenty O’Toole)
Honey Ryder dazzled cinema audiences, stepping out of the Caribbean sea wearing a white bikini with a large hunting knife at her side. She proved to be immensely popular with fans and set the tone for all Bond girls to come.
Plenty O’Toole was a gold digger from Las Vegas. She helped a man gamble at the craps table, but when he lost all of his money, she lost interest. She turned to leave, but went back after hearing James Bond ask for $10,000 in chips. She helped Bond play craps, and after winning $50,000, she went back to Bond’s suite. Bond girl Tiffany Case was waiting there for Bond, and some mobsters threw Plenty out of the window into the pool below.
Sylvia Trench introduced herself in the opening scene of Dr. No as “Trench. Sylvia Trench”, which Bond then mimicked with his now trademark “Bond. James Bond”. Trench was Bond’s girlfriend for the first two films, with a running joke that Bond was called away on a mission just as things were heating up.
Bambi and Thumper were the two gymnastic bodyguards holding Willard Whyte prisoner in his Las Vegas villa. When Bond enters to rescue Whyte, he meets Bambi and Thumper, who introduce themselves, and then take it in turns to attack Bond, somewhat playfully.
