Straight Line of the day: Come On: There Has To Be Something Funny About an Ant-Trafficking Network

Chinese national arrested over attempt to smuggle 2,000 queen ants from Kenya
BBC | 03 11 2026 | Wycliffe Muia

A Chinese national has been arrested in Kenya’s main airport accused of attempting to smuggle more than 2,000 queen garden ants out of the country.

Zhang Kequn was intercepted during a security check at Jomo Kenyatta International Airport (JKIA) in the capital Nairobi after authorities discovered a large consignment of live ants in his luggage bound for China.

He has yet to respond to the accusation but investigators said in court that he was linked to an ant-trafficking network that was broken up in Kenya last year.

The ants are protected by international bio-diversity treaties and their trade is highly regulated.

… in Europe and Asia, where collectors keep them as pets.

A state prosecutor told the court on Wednesday that Zhang had packed some ants in test tubes, while others were concealed in tissue paper rolls hidden in his luggage.

Maybe he was actually smuggling in tissue paper, and this was a diversion.

Babesleaga Group AL : Week 2 : Lauren Becall vs Maureen O’Hara

Good afteernoon.

Lauren Becall vs Maureen O’Hara

Lauren Becall (0-1-0 Pts. 49 Avg. 49.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to Ingrid Bergman 49-55

VS

Maureen O’Hara (1-0-0 Pts. 62 Avg. 62.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Cyd Charisse 62-37

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Babesleaga Grouop AL : Week 1 : Results and Standings

New group, new results.

Results

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93 votes · 93 answers

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Standings

ContestantRecordPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage Score
Gene Tierney1 – 0 – 07979.001479.00 – 14.00
Veronica Lake1 – 0 – 07777.001277.00 – 12.00
Maureen O’Hara1 – 0 – 06262.003762.00 – 37.00
Ingrid Bergman1 – 0 – 05555.004955.00 – 49.00
Lauren Becall0 – 1 – 04949.005549.00 – 55.00
Cyd Charisse0 – 1 – 03737.006237.00 – 62.00
Joan Blondell0 – 1 – 01414.007914.00 – 79.00
Greer Garson0 – 1 – 01212.007712.00 – 77.00

Week 2

  • 10:00 am Joan Blondell vs Cyd Charisse
  • 2:00 pm Lauren Becall vs Maureen O’Hara
  • 6:00 pm Gene Tierney vs Veronica Lake
  • 8:00 pm Ingrid Bergman vs Greer Garson

You Have Enough Cobalt? No, You Probably Don’t. Get Some More Cobalt.

Per SciTech Daily, “Scientists Discover Surprising Quantum Properties in Seemingly Ordinary Element,” 2/16/26:

For decades, cobalt has served as a benchmark ferromagnet. Its crystal structure and magnetic properties have been extensively documented. However, the new findings show that cobalt hosts a rich topological electronic structure that remains stable under everyday conditions, pointing to an unexpected layer of quantum behavior.

A defining characteristic of cobalt’s nodal lines is that they are inherently spin-polarized. Because ferromagnetism breaks time-reversal symmetry, . . .

What?

the electronic states forming these lines carry a net spin orientation. By reversing the material’s magnetization direction, researchers can fully flip this spin polarization.

“In certain directions inside the crystal, the nodal lines intersect and cross the Fermi energy where electrons can move freely,” explains Sánchez-Barriga. “Near these crossings, electrons in the material behave like massless, relativistic-like particles, similar to how light behaves, and can travel extremely fast. This is an exceptional behaviour that has never been observed in any elemental ferromagnet before. Moreover, by changing the direction of the magnetic field, it is possible either to open a gap at the crossing or to fully control the spin texture of the nodal lines while retaining the unique properties of the gapless state. This is exactly the kind of switch-on-off functionality sought for practical applications.”

Well, electrons’ spin is linked to their magnetism, electrons can behave like photons, ferromagnetism breaks time-reversal symmetry, and I-Don’t-Know is on third.

News I can’t use.

Friday Night Open Thread: In Praise of Laziness

Laziness keeps you out of all sorts of trouble. Just now, I was tempted to go raise some hell, but decided it wasn’t worth getting up out of my chair. And I’m betting it’s for the best.

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Random thought: People talk about “yesterday” and “yesteryear,” but mention “yestermonth” and they will look at you funny.

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I read the news today, oh boy: ten thousand halals in Blackburn, Lancashire.

News You Can Use

… for complaining purposes:

https://travelpander.com/dimensions-of-an-airplane-seat/
“Airplane seat dimensions focus on width, which has shifted over time. In 1985, major US carriers had seats at least 19 inches wide. From 2000 to 2018, average widths fell from 18.5 to 17 inches, with some seats as narrow as 16.1 inches. These changes affect passenger comfort and seating arrangements in airlines.”

So it’s not my imagination.

I guess Whoopi and I will have to ride in separate aisles on our fun-filled vacation.