So we on the right wing are descending to bait-and-switch to get hits for our buddies now, huh?
Go to my site for pictures of Jonah Goldberg and the Marine Band giving a wedgie to Michael Moore! http://www.larswalker.com
But the picture of Kristin Kreuk was worth the link…
A bit salty, feeling somewhat dirty and used, yet a bit wiser, I click the little “X” in the upper right hand corner of the screen, push back my chair, and amble back to the cruel reality of the cold hard real world.
Bastard…
But did you scroll ALLLLL the way down to the bottom of the page in the foolish hope that you would find the picture?
…I mean, I didn’t, but you know, it could theoretically happen…
Actually I’m sure I would have been scrolling away, then searching, then perhaps googling followed by ranting and pounding my keyboard except the page crashed in mid-load (probably due to the other mislead hormone enraged conservatives like myself desperately hitting the reload button in their frantic forage for Coulterage).
Holy crap, that could have been the saddest thing I have ever typed.
She does have her own website http://www.anncoulter.com, don’t think she is in a bikini in any of the pictures she there, but I have heard that she’s in a little black dress in one of them.
Oh yep, here it is: Ann in a little black dress
Frank, maybe you ought to send her a NTM shirt?
No SarahK I am not trying to start anything, I may be slow, but I am not stoopeid! Just helping to give they guys something else besides Franks T-shirt babe to drool over.
This outrage will not stand! I curse you Frank J! A pox of ninjas upon you! And incontinent monkeys! With good throwing arms!
Okay, that last one might have been a bit much. But it’s not nice to promise pics of Ann, then not deliver. The ninja curse stands.
Damn you, Frank J! I have an upset stomach, & needed to puke. The stick-figure Coulter in a bikini would have done the job. Now I’m going to have to go find a pic of Paris Hilton. Frank M.
SEE? SEE! I tried to tell you all Frank was a liar, but would anyone believe me? No, you right-wing bloggers will follow Frank down a trail of lies not realizing he is really Ted Rall in disguise. I know! I know! Why won’t anyone believe me?
So I get home, make myself dinner, and sit down at my PC.
Huh – a couple thousand extra hits today. Wonder where they came from.
Frank, you are an evil genius. True to my word, you’ll have your endorsement in 5 minutes.
And for the rest of you, I’m sorry I have no Coulter pictures.
I do have a scrapbook full of naked Whoopi Goldberg sketches, if you’re interested. Anyone? Hello?
Hello?
Um… okay…
LIAR!!!!!!
…looks like an OK site, though
So we on the right wing are descending to bait-and-switch to get hits for our buddies now, huh?
Go to my site for pictures of Jonah Goldberg and the Marine Band giving a wedgie to Michael Moore! http://www.larswalker.com
But the picture of Kristin Kreuk was worth the link…
Funny how I never before noticed how much Ann Coulter in a bikini resembles the sortapundit blog.
Dammit Frank!
I thought I was just losing my mind… Frank would never misled me… would you Frank?
er… misLEAD. yeah.
Sortapundit said he could help me if I delivered a few thousand hits 🙂
Somehow, this obviously benefits Franks’ performance in the Weblog Awards.
Curse you Frank! If you had posted 5 seconds later I would have appeared to have psychic powers!
A bit salty, feeling somewhat dirty and used, yet a bit wiser, I click the little “X” in the upper right hand corner of the screen, push back my chair, and amble back to the cruel reality of the cold hard real world.
Bastard…
But did you scroll ALLLLL the way down to the bottom of the page in the foolish hope that you would find the picture?
…I mean, I didn’t, but you know, it could theoretically happen…
Actually I’m sure I would have been scrolling away, then searching, then perhaps googling followed by ranting and pounding my keyboard except the page crashed in mid-load (probably due to the other mislead hormone enraged conservatives like myself desperately hitting the reload button in their frantic forage for Coulterage).
Holy crap, that could have been the saddest thing I have ever typed.
RARRRR!
FrankJ, you wicky-wacky ronin, just for that I’m gonna go vote for Scrappleface! He never tells lies on his web page!
Jack12,
LOL
Jack12, Frank is laughing at your pain!
Hee hee! Men are funny!
She does have her own website http://www.anncoulter.com, don’t think she is in a bikini in any of the pictures she there, but I have heard that she’s in a little black dress in one of them.
Oh yep, here it is:
Ann in a little black dress
Frank, maybe you ought to send her a NTM shirt?
No SarahK I am not trying to start anything, I may be slow, but I am not stoopeid! Just helping to give they guys something else besides Franks T-shirt babe to drool over.
Oooo, you wascally Fwank J….
(And no, I didn’t scroll down. I figured it out pretty quickly…oh, and I know how to use Ctrl-F to search for text, too.)
Hmm.. Ann Coulter in a Nuke The Moon shirt… interesting addition to the Peace Gallery…
This outrage will not stand! I curse you Frank J! A pox of ninjas upon you! And incontinent monkeys! With good throwing arms!
Okay, that last one might have been a bit much. But it’s not nice to promise pics of Ann, then not deliver. The ninja curse stands.
Ouch, that one hurt. 🙁
Damn you, Frank J! I have an upset stomach, & needed to puke. The stick-figure Coulter in a bikini would have done the job. Now I’m going to have to go find a pic of Paris Hilton. Frank M.
SEE? SEE! I tried to tell you all Frank was a liar, but would anyone believe me? No, you right-wing bloggers will follow Frank down a trail of lies not realizing he is really Ted Rall in disguise. I know! I know! Why won’t anyone believe me?
We believe you, Dan. By the way, how’s that little vacation workin’ for ya?
Dan, I hear there are some cool retirement communities on the Gulf Coast. Ha Ha.
D’oh! I am 0wned! I scrolled all the way to the bottom. Curse you!
We tried to warn you.
that was a cruel cruel trick
Oh, now I really hate you Frank.
Well, I asked that nice limey feller about the Ann Coulter pics. Lets see if he delivers. I told him Frank J. said we could see them.
If there aren’t really any Ann Coulter bikini pics, we should AT LEAST get Monica Crowley bikini pics.
And I thought I was the only one who wanted the operation that would let me have Ann Coulter’s children …
Oh BTW yes I really am one of those horrible men that think the ideal woman should be very thin and very blonde. And very conservative.
FYI…sortapundit found a pic of Ann. Not a bikini…but DANG…good enough!
Musta felt guilty about FrankJ pimping his credibility.
So I get home, make myself dinner, and sit down at my PC.
Huh – a couple thousand extra hits today. Wonder where they came from.
Frank, you are an evil genius. True to my word, you’ll have your endorsement in 5 minutes.
And for the rest of you, I’m sorry I have no Coulter pictures.
I do have a scrapbook full of naked Whoopi Goldberg sketches, if you’re interested. Anyone? Hello?
Hello?
Frank those pics were supposed to be just for you! Shhhhhhh!
I’ve got an Ernest Borgnine swimsuit calendar. Anybody want it?
Update – I now have a freshly minted picture of the lovely Ann in a coconut shell bikini. Enjoy.
Right, and Laura Ingraham in a wet t-shirt.
You right-wing men need your own calendar obviously. You probably about tripped over yourselves.
How quickly my hopes and joys plummet…
I don’t get it I saw the picture of her in the Bikini holding the gun. she sure looks a lot different on TV though.
I feel used. May the flees of a 1000 camels infest your crotch, you infidel!!
I saw nude [fake?] photos of Laurie Dhue. Look it up, she has an ENORMOUS head with brown boobies.
You are an evil devious man FrankJ