Premiere Speakers Bureau has connections to a large number of speakers other than just their exclusive speakers (one of whom endorsed me for best humor blog). They also have a large list of other speakers in many categories. under humor, I found Scott Adams and Dave Barry. You have to call to find the prices of big names like that, though. Dave Barry should have plenty of time for speaking now that he’s taken a break from his weekly column, but I wonder if he charges extra for speaking engagments in which he’ll point out things that would great names for rock bands?
Primero
yay!
They think they’re so great, just ’cause they never got caught driving without pants.
will you sign it too?
son of a!!
so close… lol. I retract my “yay”
Damn
rats! too slow!
My whole afternoon, wasted!!!
hey that’s a five way tie Frank!!
Monkeys eat their own POOH!
We have a weiner!
Heh heh… I’m never going to get tired of that.
Mike should be disqualified for using the Spanish word for “first”
I’m a weiner? Yahoo! puts ketchup on self
No rules against using foreign languages!
LC,
Actually, I Mike won by 12 seconds according to MT.
Mike,
It grates me a little, but I’ll allow it.
Happy Dance today, Happy Dance tomarrow, Happy Dance forever.
Thank you this has been a message from the
FJNTDTHD (Frank J Needs To Do The Happy Dance) commetieeeeeeeeee.
Grr…My own cousin beat me?!
Dustin, you should’ve left off the exclamtion point. And on the language topic, as long as it wasn’t French…
I think Frank is just trying to win next year’s Weblog Award for “Most Comments Crammed Into a Single Minute.”
I don’t think that Premiere Speakers Bureau is a GREAT name for a Rock Band… I can’t imagine the opening act will say “Thank you Cleveland, Premier Speakers Bureau will Rock the House Next!!!”. They will probably shorten it to PSB and then people will say they sold out. Rock On, PSB!
Maybe there should be a recount. I mean, twelve seconds is pretty close. I smell a lawsuit.
http://www.cheeseandbacon.net
(insert random spam here)
just to spam Frank’s comments to promote my site and thus prove Franks point that crackheads post here
{I think Frank is just trying to win next year’s Weblog Award for “Most Comments Crammed Into a Single Minute.”}
ha ha. funny but true, Army Guy.
Or maybe FrankJ created this contest to get our real e-mail adresses so he can spam us with viagra ads.
So THAT’S where they come from…
I do not smoke crack.
Just a pinch of it between my cheek and gums now and then.
IMAO has been officially endorsed by cheeseandbacon.net!!
See here: http://www.cheeseandbacon.net/archives/2004/12/daily_links.html
I’m officially way late on this one.
I am officially requesting a recount, as I am pretty sure that this “Mike” rigged the tally machine to give extra seconds off to him. I think that I could get Badnarik and Petrouka to back me on this recount as they did in Ohio as well. The recount demand will not be removed unless my demands are met, which involve a free t-shirt, the happy dance, and a virtual hug from Frank J.
Eight more books to give away; be patient.
off topic:
how many of you regulary post on DU? I have been posting for a month. I just say the most ridiculous things like “Repugs tried to return an aborted fetus to a poor liberated woman” or “yesterday my car was stolen, stupid rethugs spending money on Iraq when they should be spending it on the poor among us” It works and it’s fun.
I think most of the people on DU are conservatives laughing at liberals.
Eight more books?? That’s your solace to us who tied for first?? Frank, my kids can’t take 8 more days of mommy glued to F5! They’d like dinner between now and then!! Although I still have 2 hours of today to do some cooking since I know I can’t win anymore…but since the store was out of ghetto parts, it looks like spaghettios for the next week.
Santa, I’ve been known to do something similar… with a surprising amount of positive feedback from those I’m lampooning….
(and, drat. coming her 20 times a day is apparently Not Enough.)
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