I saw this headline at FOXnews.com:
“Appeals Court Backs Cheney in Energy Suit”
Wow! That’s cool… so cool I didn’t click on the link for the chance it’s not about what I think it’s about: Cheney in some special energy suit – maybe like something from Tron – and able to power blast anyone in his way. No wonder the appeals court is backing such a fearsome warrior. I wish I had an energy suit.
Anyhoo, time for some headline fun! You know the drill, and, if you don’t, follow the lead of others in the comments.
As Bob Dylan wrote in one of his rare lucid moments,
Buy me a flute
And a gun that shoots
Tailgates and substitutes
Strap yourself
Into an energy suit
You ain’t goin’ nowhere
I just hope it isn’t one of those gay energy suits that runs on solar power or vegatable oil.
Wow Jim, thats a classic.
State Dept. Offers Bolton Material
WOW! They have finally released the details of their new secret military project: Code Named Lame Crooner! KIll the enemy with lame mushy ballads and second rate love songs! jYou just got to wonder if that goes against the Geneva convention.
Stupid HTML!!! State Dept. Offers Bolton Material!
Lets try that one!
Frist Prepares Senate for Nominee Showdown
Nominees must fight using only bare fists; mud fills new wrestling pit in Senate floor.
Minutemen Prepare to Head North
Vow to prevent the entry of “eh?”, “aboot” into the US.
Gay, Straight Men’s Brain Responses Differ
Further study needed to compare genital responses.
More Older Adults Entering Drug Rehab Centers
Viagra addiction called the next national epidemic.
Okay, I’ll stop now. But Fox was good to me today. 🙂
Thank you, Tyler.
In Filing, Kerkorian Shows More of His Hand to G.M.
Kerkorian mainly showed just one particular finger before.
Stevie Wonder Releases Video For The Blind
…um, do you want to tell him, or shall I?
Sharon delays Gaza pullout
Regrets it later when slapped with paternity suit
South American, Arab leaders hold summit
Ambassadors Pledge To Replace “Oil for Food” with “Sand for Trees”