I guess I should say something about Michael Jackson – and when I say “I guess,” that means I could be wrong. I haven’t followed all the details as it certainly wasn’t my favorite news subject, but it’s pretty clear that Jackson is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. Whether is predlicition for kids is pedophilia of just plain weirdness, I dunno, but it’s pretty clear someone didn’t smack some sense into him when it could have done some good. I guess the only thing to hope for now is that the people around Michael Jackson will tell him to his face he’s a wacko and better change his ways – but I doubt it.
The biggest tragedy here is that this guy is a father. Do those kids even have a chance?
Well, vent in the comments if you feel the need. I’ll come up with some funny later today.
UPDATE: Liked a Leno joke I heard today: “The good news is that Michael Jackson was found not guilty on all counts.” (mixture of cheers and boos from the audience) “The bad news is he’s going to Disney World.”

Headline: Michael Jackson Gets Off (And Was Acquitted, Too)
Why did they deliberate for so long, only to acquit Mikey? So, do you think he’ll really carry out his “threat” and move to Brazil?
Of all the crimes to commit when you’re a rich, famous, minority why choose child molestation. I can think of way cooler crimes to get away with.
You gotta love California. OJ, Baretta and Jacko do. And I really hope MJ moves to Brazil or to France. Because next time, I believe, is not gonna be that easy.
BTW, he needs to hire bodyguards now, just to protect him from himself. Each time he advances on children, bitch-slap. That will keep him alive.
Jacko lied, kids died.
Triumph the Insult Dog visited some Jackson supporters:
Video Here
He should move to France. Did everyone notice that French flag being waved by Jackson supporters? Viva la pedophile!
Now let’s see the kid’s mother stand trial for being a money-grubbing moron! (Yes he’s a weirdo, but what mother places their child in his hands?)
I would like to see Sneddon stand trial for wasting taxpayer money. Of all the incompetent jackasses I have ever seen, this man takes the cake. He lost the first kid to money, and now he cobbles together some sorry excuse for a case trying to go out with a bang. The worst was that he let that “mom-thing” take the stand. He practically handed the defense a win with that asinine decision. As Bugs would say–.”What a maroon.”
What was the final bill to the public? 4 million? What a waste. All for one mans ego.
Anty
i agree with you about jackson – it’s hard to tell what’s going on in that historically damaged brain of his… but I wonder if it was because he was smacked too much as a kid. Joe Jackson, you know, he wasn’t the most loving father… to say the least.
As for my earlier commetns about the Kerry picture, I’ll admit they were stupid and brought on by sudden irrational anger, which i try not to act upon, for reasons that are apparent to anyone who views the thread.