From the AP wires:
“‘Food Force’ [a new online game funded by the United Nations) puts gamers in command of a crack team from the World Food Program out to help the people of the fictitious island of Sheylan.”
Fictitious countries are the only places a corrupt and worthless organization such as the U.N. would be effective in, wouldn’t they?
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Food Force sounds kind of…gay.
Do they rape people and take bribes and kickbacks, too?
jimmyb,
You never see that kind of in depth realism in flash game. Maybe if they do a full U.N. simulator from a major computer game publisher.
Heh. Good one Frank. They’ll need a Cray to simulate that much corruption.
How are the flagpole neighbors.
OK?
Still praying for them, and Sarah’s headaches, too.
Frank, I heard that one is in the works. It’s called “Food Farce.”
“‘Pilfer’ [a new online game funded by the United Nations) because cheating is a learned skill and practice makes perfect.
I wonder if that’s penis envy with America’s Army (which I hear is still doing pretty good).
Rethorical question: how are they going to deal with cheaters, wallhackers and more?
(Yep, never has a joke just wrote itself so beautifully.)
Will they team up with Ace and Gary?
Food Force is here!
Now EAT!
But before you do you must visit either the French or Nicauraguan Piecekeepers.
Food Force is a lot of fun! You can hit the ‘$’ key repeatedly to trade your food for oil, which the people of Sheylan have in abundance. My character is now a Level 23 (Jacques Chirac) Conspirator. Once you reach Level 25 (Kofi Annan), you win! Can’t wait for the multiplayer version!
The Food Force Crack Team. Now THAT’s a complete package!
I guess “Aqua Teen Hunger Force” was taken . . .
Heh. “Crack team”. That says it all right there.