I thought a brain outgrowing its skull was a myth people spread about whatever is considered the “dangerous breed” of the day, but Joe Biden apparently has evidence it’s happening to Obama. I guess that makes sense.
AIDES: “People are really concerned about jobs. We need to do something about that.”
OBAMA: “Ahh! My brain hurts! Nationalize health care!”
AIDES: “That… doesn’t make any sense.”
And then Obama snaps and starts biting people.
The myth is that brain swelling can cause a dog to attack its owner, so we should be concerned if Obama starts attacking unions.
“The myth is that brain swelling can cause a dog to attack its owner, so we should be concerned if Obama starts attacking unions.”
Actually, if he goes after George Soros, we’ll know he’s turned zombie.
Inside Obama’s skull is a walnut shell with a walnut-sized brain in it. As evidence, I offer this:
http://www.youtube.com/v/y1OJo7JUTIw&hl
As the proud owner of brand new Subdural hematoma, i know brain swelling. I passed out about 3 weeks ago at 5:30 in the morning and banged my head on the floor so hard they had to give me 17 stitches. I’m now waiting to see if the Subdural shrinks on it’s own or if they will have to drill a hole in my noggin’… The problem with my brain swelling even the slightest bit is that it is so big and so jammed packed with information that there is little room for anything like a lump of blood. Maybe if they drill the hole they will impact my memory and I will forget the entire Obama administration!
OBAMA: “Ahh! My brain hurts! Nationalize health care!”
AIDES: “
That… doesn’t make any sense.Well stand up and take some pressure off of it”OBAMA: (stands up) “much better”
FIFY
Brrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnsssssssssss!!!!
Doesn’t cocaine abuse cause brain swelling?
Eventually Obama’s brain will explode, releasing his brain’s contents:
* Two Michael Bolton CDs
* “EEEEE Ice cream! I love ice cream!”
* A small guinea pig
“VP says the president has ‘a backbone like a ramrod’ and a ‘brain bigger than his skull and a heart to match both.’
So, his heart is like a ramrod? What does that mean? I must admit, when Joe Biden tries to talk it is confusing.
*Brain swelling is caused by the disease of liberalism. It also turns you into a marxist.
*biden mis-spoke again, that idiot in the white house does not have a brain.
*At least when Yogi Berra spoke he made sense.
*biden was a good sheeple and did not compare the size of berry’s brain to the size of sasquatch’s rear end.
Well, good luck with that, ussjc. And don’t leave the hole pluggin’ to Obies administration.
#2 – Jimmy, that explains so much – thanks!
#3 – ussjimmycarter – I hope everything comes out all right for you, but unlike the results of Sarahk’s recent hospital visit, I won’t be wanting to see photos of it.
Wait all of this seems to center on the premise that O’braman has a brain. I don’t think we’re clear on that subject yet.
I was beginning to believe he and Joe the Amazing Talking Hand Puppet where sharing a brain but then I decided that the only way to explain this administration is that they are all sharing one brain and the toll is beginning show.
Oh and 5th Level, I thought all Soros minions were Zombies. Vacant eyed stare, doing their masters bidding, having no will of their own, lacking the rudiments of civility, morality or common sense, or maybe that’s just liberalism.
I get the two confused all the time…….. I’m old.
Bidden forgot to include that Obama’s skin is as thick and tough as wet tissue paper