In the next 24 hours, the American public is going to be assaulted with absurd and downright ridiculous graphics demonstrating how the MSM thinks the elections are progressing.
I’m here to bring you one of them.
I’m looking at Fox News’ site at the “Balance Of Power” graphics, showing the seats currently held in the Senate by Repblicans, Democrats, and the one Independent:
Will someone explain to me how
We all know that he’s a backstabbing traitor when it comes to the Republican Party, but is he really that all?
I could understand a disproportionate graphic in terms of Ted Kennedy taking up multiple rows to accommodate his Guild Navigator Chamber pressurized with a pure atmosphere of atomized whiskey, but Jim Jeffords is by no stretch of the imagination (or the legs) thirty feet tall.
Same with Bernie Sanders, the Maple Syrup Socialist there in the House.
First off, he’s not an Independent. He’s a Socialist. Say it with me kids: S-O-C-I-A-L-I-S-T.
Next thing is… he’s also thirty freaking feet tall!
What is it about Vermont members of Congress and Fox News thinking they’re thirty feet tall, taking up four rows of seats?
I’m sure the Kos Kids and Dhimmicratic Underground will claim Jeffords was put on the rack and tortured by Dick Cheney for renouncing his Republican party membership.
Come on, folks. Cheney does not stretch people on the rack. (He shoots them in the face, darn it!)
What is it about Fox News and Vermont politicians? Jeez, it’s enough to make you stand up and scream like a freaking nutcase.
I also hate that there is no interactive map.
I have to go to the New York (High) Times’ Web site for that feature.
Ha ha ha ha: “Guild Navigator Chamber pressurized with a pure atmosphere of atomized whiskey”–and I always thought Ted Kennedy was that Baron Harkonnen guy!
Well, apparently it’s one of those “it looks bad, so it must be good” sorta things. Sorta like how you can’t be pretty and smart at the same time…..
and the Dune reference: AWESOME!
I’ve met Bernie Sanders live, in the flesh on the streets of Burlington, VT. He doesn’t get a bunch of seats because he’s fat or tall. It’s because of the STENCH. Fox News is simply being accurate. I’ll bet nobody in congress looks forward to those joint sessions! Jim Jeffords, according to eyewitnesses, is suffering from dementia and that is the REAL reason he’s leaving the senate. I wonder if his aides are able to get him to shower voluntarily anymore? That may well explain the other graphic.
At least the traitor Jeffords wont be back for another term and maybe good ol Socialist Sanders wont get his seat…
International Paper in Ticonderoga NY started burning recycled tires today to replace fuel oil. Vermont should be empty in a day or so. That is if the pollution generated is half the hot air and bad breath generated by the greenies protesting the burn – including the RINO governor.
Harkonnen, nothing.
Chappaquidick Ted is a sandworm.
Just for that reference, Lair, you totally rock! Thank you for the laugh!
He who controls the spice controls the Congress.
Aww, come on! It needed saying!