Explosive Wuss

Harry Reid is trying to spread the rumor that McCain has an explosive temper, but do you get feeling that the guy is such a little wimp that everything just seems like a scary explosive temper to him? I mean, if you look up “dickless” in the dictionary, there’s a picture of Harry Reid right next to it smiling like a goober. I bet if you’re around him and you raise your tone of voice even slightly or make one movement faster than the norm, Reid will wet his pants and scream, “Explosive temper! Don’t hurt me!”
Really, if McCain had an explosive temper, wouldn’t Reid be dead? I’m angry just hearing about him. Being around that slimy weasel should provoke about anyone to a violent outburst.

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  1. Frank, I looked up “dickless” at Dictionary.com.
    “No results found for dickless.”
    But the Urban Dictionary has several good ones.
    I’d like to add several examples:
    Harry Reid (dickless cranial-rectal invert)
    Jimmy Carter (gutless ballchinian)
    Barack Obama (also ball-less and clueless)
    Keith Olbermann (also spineless and headless)
    Howard Dean (also braindead dillweed)

  2. Harry Reid is a passive aggressive manipulator with delusions of relativism. He is one of the least important people on the planet. His political ideals and the ideals of his supposed religious affiliation are diametrically opposed almost 100%. Which in many ways explains how he can say and do and believe that things he does and still claim he is a patriotic American.
    I wouldn’t want to be in his shoes for all the sand on the beach. I’m deeply flawed but he gives me hope that the Lord won’t strike me down just for being flawed, yet.

  3. how’s having an explosive temper a bad thing for a world leader – especially if we’re ever to follow Harvey’s Nuke the Moon policy?
    Reid is a submissive little b!tch – kinda reminds me of Ron Paul, but commie-er.

  4. #5 – good point! How could you NOT have an explosive temper around an impotent passive-aggressive old man who undermines you by first declaring and then trying to legislate a defeat in a war you’re fighting and winning, then apologizes to any enemies who was inconvenienced, then flinches, gets on his knees, and says “please don’t hurt me”.

  5. Being from Nevada, I will take this moment to appologize for Harry Reid. (not that he’s my fault, it’s just so embarassing)
    BTW Around here we call a 2, 7 offsuit (worst hold ’em hand) a Harry Reid.

  6. If our congress was more like Tawains’ we’d have seen that and more on C-SPAN by now. Their political debates gets shown on Worlds Most Shocking Videos. Not that that’d be a bad thing, mind you!

  7. So, you found a photo of Harry Reid smiling? I’ve never seen one – just the doom and gloom, we’re all going to die because of Republicans puss that seems eternally glued to his ugly mug.

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