Jim Geraghty has been a big party-pooper by poking holes in the idea that there is a tape out there with Michelle Obama ranting about whitey, but now he’s floating out the idea that there is something embarrassing in Barack Obama’s Hawaii birth certificate. Obama won’t release it to the public, so it seems like he is hiding something. The most plausible of the possible mini scandals is that his birth name is much more vanilla that his name now, making him a bit of poseur.
My guess on what he’s hiding: He was originally born a girl.
UPDATE:
Apparently Kos put out a scan of his birth certification which has nothing interesting on it and thus spoils our fun. Well, phooey.
So why is the Obama campaign communicating through that mentally unstable goober?
Or something like:
Barry Bluebonnet Obama
Chadwick Thaddeus Obama
Chip Wadsworth Obama
I’ve seen a few people speculate that he’s not a legal American citizen, even though his Mom obviously was. But given the little I know of her and the times in which he was born, I’d imagine she might have been of a rather anti-American bent. What rebellious thing might she have done with his birth info that could cause him problems today?
In many states if a child is born bi-racial then the birth certificate will give the mother’s race as the childs. Barry’s birth certificate probably says he’s white.
My guess on what he’s hiding: He was originally born a girl.
I know they’re both brain-dead leftists, but how could you confuse Obamahammed with John Edwards?
Kos found it: JPEG
The certificate looks fake to me, Socrates. No doctor’s name, no doctor’s signature, no hospital reference, no nothing. Why would the “Certificate No.” be blacked out? As a reference number, it should be required for verification and concealing it protects no one – unless it’s fake.
No mention by Kos on how he got it, who obtained it, whether or not it was done with permission, etc.
Was originally born Barry Manilow Obama.
You heard it here first.
Hi, I’m John McCain and I would like to dissociate myself from the content of this thread.
Come on, my friends, Barack Obama is a fine young woman and doesn’t deserve this kind of abuse.
Hi, this is Fred Thompson, and I’d like to associate myself wholeheartedly with this post. Somebody please punch that hippie.
Hi, this is Ron Paul and I just peed on the floor.
Silly IMAOers. BHO wasn’t born at all; he was hatched from a pod. And his parental units got the last room at The Inn. But out of the goodness of their hearts, they took through eminent domain part of the Innkeeper’s land and allowed the Holy Family a bunk out back in the stank-filled, manure-infested stable. Then charged the double occupancy rate and 50% tourist tax.
And that, mi amigos, is why Jesus was born in a manger.
Ok first if that was the real certificate why won’t he release it? It’s just a regular birth certificate.
Second, his mothers name was Stanley? Really? Stanley Ann. No wonder she was cranky. You’d thought someone who would not be a slave to convention wouldn’t be “a typical white person” but then again.
Mom’s first name “Stanley” .. well that is definetly a common name for a boy or a girl. MOM WAS BORN A BOY! She’s a hermaphrodite! Or some kinda “dite”. Who in the hell names thier girl child “Stanley”? You sure that wasnt originaly SATANLY? Hey everybody Baracks MOM has a penis !!!
I’ve got it! You know that 2-part South Park episode where Eric Cartman is searching for his biological father…?
If you’ve seen it, then you will understand.
Perhaps he was born Osama Hussein Obama.
I kind of like the birth certificate from Kos, particularly the spot where his race is identified as “African”. I sort of thought that, say, Egyptians or Moroccans were of a different race from, say, Nigerians. But what do I know? I’m one of those whiteys.
I was sort of hoping that he had been born something like Roosevelt Cooper or Willie Robinson.
So why is the Obama campaign communicating through that mentally unstable goober?
They’re kind of stuck, aren’t they? I mean, Obama is their candidate – who else would they communicate through?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, you meant Kos. Never mind.
[lol -Ed.]
He has a simple-minded twin brother named Mushte. They send him out for the meet and greets, where the chance of assassination is greatest, while Oboma just makes the speaches. That’s why he sounds so karismatic behind a podium, and so brain-dead when speaking off the cuff. Kind of like that movie, Dave, or was it that soap-opera Days of Our Lives?
LGF has the scoop on this Kos copy…its not a birth certificate. It is a certification of Live Birth. Not the same at all. don’t let Kos fool you!
Q: Why is Barack Hussein Obama II ‘s “campaign communicating through that mentally unstable goober?”
A: If the birthdate and time are correct, the campaign choses appropriately wacky vehicles like Kos to suit Barack Hussein Obama II ‘s tendancy to default to being hardheaded, domineering, ostentatious and patronizing,loving being the center of attention, tending to being a non-stop talker with a defensiveness when challenged. As he is easily bored and has a short attention span, thereby thinking there are 57 states in the union, and is more than a bit of a show-off, he chooses like-minded goober campaigners who react, frankly, like 2-year olds in the sandbox.
So why is the Obama campaign communicating through that mentally unstable goober?
Two words: Target audience.