Straight Line of the Day: People Thought They Saw a UFO. Turned Out It Was… Posted by Harvey on 6 June 2019, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. People thought they saw a UFO. Turned out it was…
I’m not saying it was an alien spaceships, because then it would’ve been an IFO Reply to this comment
People thought they saw a UFO. Turned out it was… I will NOT be denied! well I’m not saying that it’s not identifiable as being Aliens but…its not identifiable as not being identifiable as being Aliens.. Reply to this comment
People thought they saw a UFO. Turned out it was… Obama’s ego getting a little over inflated. Reply to this comment
People thought they saw a UFO. Turned out it was… identified as a One eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater. Reply to this comment
… a group of moonshine-ridden Alabama farmers watching the opening to The Greatest American Hero on a big screen TV. Reply to this comment
I’m not saying it was an alien spaceships, because then it would’ve been an IFO
…Speaker Pelosi without her stripey stockings and black cat.
…it could be a tumor.
It’s NOT a tooooomma.
Be careful, that sounds awfully close to the DamnCat summoning spell.
…a Trump balloon.
…someone throwing empty tuna cans around.
Yeah, my bad.
…AOC, Rashida Tlaib, and Ilhan Omar on their broomsticks flying in formation.
People thought they saw a UFO. Turned out it was…
I will NOT be denied!
well I’m not saying that it’s not identifiable as being Aliens but…its not identifiable as not being identifiable as being Aliens..
…it’s your inalienable right.
Well I’m not saying that but…
People thought they saw a UFO. Turned out it was…
not flying.
People thought they saw a UFO. Turned out it was…
a French mistake.
Voila!
People thought they saw a UFO. Turned out it was…
Obama’s ego getting a little over inflated.
Underdog
Well there is no need to fear
since Underdog is here.
People thought they saw a UFO. Turned out it was…
a Large Wooden Badger.
People thought they saw a UFO. Turned out it was…
identified as a One eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater.
… someone flying through the air after messin’ with Sasquatch
…an OFU…
…LEEROY JENKINS!!!
… a cookbook!
…a lost Gillibrand trial balloon…
an IMAO!
Peter Dinklage
…Somebody Else’s Problem.
was it some people doing something?
..Superman trying to grope Superwoman.
… a group of moonshine-ridden Alabama farmers watching the opening to The Greatest American Hero on a big screen TV.
…the latest in a long line of men who famously said “Here! Hold my beer…”
…Wile E. Coyote after trusting Acme products…again…
…Bernie Sanders hair.
I can’t exonerate it from being a UFO.
..it moved at LEFT angles only at the speed of light.
… a beta for Google’s new advertising service.
Mickey mouse’s ears… honestly they move around autonomously on his head.
Christo doing Air Force One
Nuked moon rocks from Frank J’s birthday celebration…duh.
If we had found they were not UFO’s, we would said they were not UFO’s.
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