You don’t endorse Romney. He’s just there in case no one else works out.
Look behind Christie; four dozen Krispy Kremes! His endorsement was bought!
If Obama is right and the GOP is trying to destroy the economy, how could we tell over Obama’s own efforts?
“See that car I totalled? Well, the GOP just came over and broke the tail light.”
If the GOP really wanted to destroy the economy before the election, wouldn’t they just give in to all of Obama’s demands?
Somehow I don’t share Ron Paul’s faith that shiny metals will solve everything.
I think I want to write a post-apocalyptic scifi novel where Ron Paul is the world’s most powerful warlord.
I like how Romney clarified which planet he’d make us the strongest nation on. Wish Ron Paul would do that.
So, by Palestine’s own math, one Israeli is worth 1000 Palestinians. That explains a lot.
I don’t think I can be objective on Cain; I want him to do well. Just really don’t want to be stuck with Romney.
Perry still seemed kind of tired. He didn’t take his own advice to save a pretzel for the gas jets.
That was a nice practice debate. I think they’re prepared now for a debate on a real network.
“Going to rebuild this forest with my pine-pine-pine plan.”
“Going to draw a triangle using my line-line-line plan.”
“Going to keep from sharing my french fries using my ‘Mine! Mine! Mine!’ plan.”
Occupy Wall Street is currently implementing the “whine whine whine” plan.
Problem with writing humor columns is that they get bumped for more serious ones. Who cares about serious stuff?
My current writer status is “hack”. My goal is to eventually reach “expensive hack”.
“How can I be sure you’ll take good care of my wingtips?” “That’s because I’m going to implement the shine-shine-shine plan.”
“Glad this debate is over. Now it’s time to get drunk using my wine-wine-wine plan.”
I liked the first Matrix movie, but it wasn’t good enough to justify ruining all other action movies forever after.
“I will compliment this woman’s figure using my ‘Fine fine fine’ plan.”
After the debate, someone suggested to Cain that 9-10-8 would work better. Cain broke a chair over the man’s head.
Christie endorsed Romney because Romney supports a dine-dine-dine plan.
(Did you tee that one up, Frank J.?)
Germany will stop bailouts of Greece by implementing their “nine-nine-nine” plan.
Tarzan swings through the trees using his “vine-vine-vine” plan.
German politicians could save their economy using the “nein, nein, nein” plan.
Obama’s considering circumventing congress using executive orders with his “sign, sign, sign” plan.
Frank:
“My current writer status is “hack”.”
Nice to see we can agree on something!
Best Regards,
Monkey Faced Liberal
[Ooh! He got me good. He took what I said about myself and turned it around 360 degrees so it was about myself. Clever. -Ed.]
I make good pickles with the brine-brine-brine plan.
After discovering Obama apologized to the familys of the terrorists we recently bombed, and was turned down by Japan to apologize for the nukes. ,ANYONE up therelast night is a better choice. Some, though, are much better than others.
Thus the new unit of measure, the MilliJew.
Palestinians prefer the term KiloJew.
Give Frank a debate and his Random Thoughts are suddenly on the Fine Fine Fine and dandy plan.
Per liberal logic, Republicans are trying to destroy the economy AND care only about profits.
Per liberal logic, we’re horrid racists who want to get a black man out of the White House by putting a black man in the White House.
Per liberal logic, the skies are green and the pastures are blue, kitties bark and doggies purr, the Sun rises in the West and lands in the East…
Hey the Monkey Faced Liberal is back, IMAO has been missing a troll for too long
“My current writer status is “hack”. My goal is to eventually reach “expensive hack”.
Good luck, I have spent years in the effort and just can’t reach the level where I can claim my desired title “Brian the Somewhat Nifty”
When Frank irritates the liberals they are hacked off.
I thought Palestinians liked the terrajew.
Off to Oktoberfest to enjoy the stein, stein, stein plan. Then, I’ll be re-stocking on bacon! pursuant to the swine, swine, swine plan.
“That was a nice practice debate. I think they’re prepared now for a debate on a real network.”
…with real moderators.
““I will compliment this woman’s figure using my ‘Fine fine fine’ plan.”
…and then Sarah K’s divorce lawyer will present you with a document, a ballpoint pen, and the sign, sign, sign plan.
I’m surprised that DamnCat hasn’t come up with the “feline feline feline plan.”
Yay let’s vote for a guy who was chairman of the Kansas City branch of the Federal Reserve…the thing that brought on the income tax which was only supposed to be temporary and it was going to stay low. His plan will never be corrupted by a greedy, over-reaching government and it will stay only at 9% and never go higher…on top of the 9% sales tax which will also just stay at 9%. There is absolutely no need to audit the Fed because it isn’t important to figure out where and how much money is being sent away to foreign countries. No need to get back on a gold standard with our dollar because it’s good to have a fiat currency that has debt attached to it as soon as it rolls off the printing press through purchasing the dollars from the Federal Reserve (a not-so-government bank) with government bonds. No need to have a gold standard with this fractional reserve lending which inflates the currency (it really is just fancier looking monopoly money).
Let’s all bash Obama for how crappy the economy is. I mean, after all he only continued with the exact same policies Bush put forth. I voted for Bush, I voted for McCain, now I realize it doesn’t matter what letter is next to their name they are all the same. I’m not going to vote because I find it odd how out of a country with over 310 million people we only get two to choose from when it comes time to pick a president. On top of that, people want that illusion of choice because if a third party candidate runs *GASP* “They will detract from the votes of candidate letter X! He’s going to prevent my choice of puppet from getting in office!”
God had Abraham look up at the stars and promised him the Millijew.
in regards to the palestinians: for a death crazed society that produces about absolute zero, there sure are a lot of them. maybe instead of foreign Aid we should just give them condoms.
Monkey Faced Liberal is the only poster here who is an expert brachiator.
When you get rich and Sarah dumps your sorry ass for a young stud she will implement the mine, mine, mine plan!!!
Hey! I just looked behind Christie, and all I found were empty boxes. Darnit, I’m too late!
If the Tea Party is Lorraine from “Back to the Future” and Romney is Biff, then we are almost to the scene where Herman Cain opens the car door….
“Hey you! Get your damn hands off he……”