I’m not watching this debate, so tell me if anything interesting happens like someone mentions dinosaurs with rocket launchers (I’m hoping that’s Cain’s foreign policy stance).
Oh oh oh! I have to tell you guys this: So you know how we’re racist and supporting Herman Cain is supposed to make that connection difficult for liberals? It actually doesn’t! A ‘friend’ of mine on FB called me racist during a convo where I posted about the Cain/O’Donnell ‘interview’. So I’m racist because I oppose Obama but support Herman Cain.
This must mean you’re all still racist, too. I just thought I’d tell you in case you were wondering.
Also, during the debate I think Bachmann announced that her 3424 children are all going to enter into arranged marriages with the 34343 Duggar children and slowly start breeding a conservative army… and several professioinal sports teams.
I think Herman Cain’s foreign policy plan had something to do with piping in the song “9-9-9 bottles of beer on the wall” through the TVs and radios of all enemy nations repeatedly until they beg us to stop. I’m down with that plan.
Ugh! I watched part of it! Ugh! We have a group of real bad candidates for the GOP nomination. But that is how the GOP/RNC does things! It’s going to be Newt’s anyway so why are we going through all of this nonsense. He says he can work with “good democrats”… What is a “good democrat”? Oh yea, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi! They would have this guys pants down around his ankles and his magic underwear pulled up over his head and hanging from the ceiling in 2 minutes! What a dick! He supports TARP? What a dick! He has a 159 page economic plan? What a dick! 4 more years of the same old same old. I’m done with politics!
I didn’t mean Newt, I meant Mitt! Sorry!!! Newt doesn’t stand a chance any more than Cain! His 999 sounds cool until you consider that you are opening the door to a national sales tax which can be increased at any time. In ten years in will be 20, 20, 20!!!
CAIN! isn’t perfect, but he acquitted himself well. At one point — after Santorum made a joke about Godfather’s pizza — CAIN! appeared ready to leap across the table so he could punch Santorum’s nose to the back of his silly head.
After the debate, a grateful Santorum approached CAIN! and said, “Thank you for not punching my nose to the back of my silly head.”
Cain’s 9 9 9 plan applies to his foreign policy as well. 9 missiles up Ahmadinejad’s backside, 9 missiles up Chavez’s backside, 9 missiles up…You get the point.
RONPAUL!!!! !!!!! WOOO! (Sorry I had to do it)
I’m not watching either. Best debate this year.
I was watching “Breaking Bad” season finale. Didn’t see that coming. The Tio thing, the flower thing, none of it.
Wonder when the debate will be on iTunes?
I’m watching. It makes my brain hurt.
Even the commercials suck. A bunch of little kids getting self-righteous and telling me we need to be lefties to fix the country?
Every time Bachman opens her mouth I just want to say, “Yes dear, we know” in the hopes that she’ll stop talking.
Ya know, I’d like to say that Chris Christie has jumped the shark, but it’d need to be a teeny tiny shark.
Did they even televise it?
Let me see… Ooh! American Guns is on the Discovery Channel! Cool!
Are there any mining jobs on the Moon I can take for the next 5 years?
CrustyB:
Plenty. But, if you see a bright flash of light, don’t forget to duck and cover!
Like always Newt won the debate but of course “too much baggage” and all that so we will prob get Romney.
Mebbe we could say that Christie ate the shark after he endorsed Romney.
It was a bunch of crap. So I didn’t watch it. Ain’t I smart?
Coolidge 2012
Oh oh oh! I have to tell you guys this: So you know how we’re racist and supporting Herman Cain is supposed to make that connection difficult for liberals? It actually doesn’t! A ‘friend’ of mine on FB called me racist during a convo where I posted about the Cain/O’Donnell ‘interview’. So I’m racist because I oppose Obama but support Herman Cain.
This must mean you’re all still racist, too. I just thought I’d tell you in case you were wondering.
Also, during the debate I think Bachmann announced that her 3424 children are all going to enter into arranged marriages with the 34343 Duggar children and slowly start breeding a conservative army… and several professioinal sports teams.
I’m a racist, you’re a racist, she’s a racist, we’re a racist, wouldn’t you like to be a racist too? Dr. Pepper, drink Dr. Pepper……
I think Herman Cain’s foreign policy plan had something to do with piping in the song “9-9-9 bottles of beer on the wall” through the TVs and radios of all enemy nations repeatedly until they beg us to stop. I’m down with that plan.
Ugh! I watched part of it! Ugh! We have a group of real bad candidates for the GOP nomination. But that is how the GOP/RNC does things! It’s going to be Newt’s anyway so why are we going through all of this nonsense. He says he can work with “good democrats”… What is a “good democrat”? Oh yea, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi! They would have this guys pants down around his ankles and his magic underwear pulled up over his head and hanging from the ceiling in 2 minutes! What a dick! He supports TARP? What a dick! He has a 159 page economic plan? What a dick! 4 more years of the same old same old. I’m done with politics!
I didn’t mean Newt, I meant Mitt! Sorry!!! Newt doesn’t stand a chance any more than Cain! His 999 sounds cool until you consider that you are opening the door to a national sales tax which can be increased at any time. In ten years in will be 20, 20, 20!!!
CAIN! isn’t perfect, but he acquitted himself well. At one point — after Santorum made a joke about Godfather’s pizza — CAIN! appeared ready to leap across the table so he could punch Santorum’s nose to the back of his silly head.
After the debate, a grateful Santorum approached CAIN! and said, “Thank you for not punching my nose to the back of my silly head.”
Oh, and John Huntsman is really skilled at moving his eyebrows about. But is this enough?
Cain’s 9 9 9 plan applies to his foreign policy as well. 9 missiles up Ahmadinejad’s backside, 9 missiles up Chavez’s backside, 9 missiles up…You get the point.
How was Perry? I would like to hope he did well, but I suspect he just stood there and fidgeted with his guns.
I thouht I was watching the debate and discoverd I was Watching Tru TV’s World’s Dumbest.
With the fate of the Free World at stake, you would think the Republican Party would get serious. I guess not.