Random Thoughts: Doing Just Fine

A great idea would be contact lenses for cats that give them something other than soulless demon eyes.

How’s the private sector doing?

“…the private sector’s doing fine.” is an incomplete quote. First part of the sentence was, “As far as I’m capable of caring…”

Before we jump all over Obama, let’s make sure we got this accurately. Did he say the private sector was “doing fine” or “doing just fine”?

I can just see Obama on November 7th. “How you doing there, buddy?”
“Oh, I’m doing fine.”

Obama: “My administration has created millions and millions of jobs and we’ve carefully hidden them so you’ll never find them. Muhahaha!”

Obama is having a lot of problems with all those people bitterly clinging to guns, religion, and employment.

The only way to win at thermonuclear war is to both disarm. Except you fake disarmed and can now nuke a defenseless opponent.

If we were all sociopaths, we wouldn’t get along any better but we’d care less that we didn’t.

6 Comments

  1. Obama: “Republicans drove the economy into a ditch.”
    Reporter: “Ummm..that was your Commerce Secretary, sir.”
    Obama: “Whatever. The important thing to remember is that the economy is just fine.”

  2. “The only way to win at thermonuclear war is to both disarm. Except you fake disarmed and can now nuke a defenseless opponent.”

    I dunno if that’s really random, given that we are now the defenseless opponent. I’ve never so much missed Ronald Reagan and his policy of trust but scare the becrappers out of your adversaries.

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