[High Praise! to Conservatarian]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A Russian woman volunteered to go on a one-way trip to Mars. Also going…
[High Praise! to Conservatarian]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A Russian woman volunteered to go on a one-way trip to Mars. Also going…
… would be Marvin the Martian, whose student visa has expired.
A Russian woman volunteered to go on a one-way trip to Mars. Also going…
…the US Ambassador to Holland.
ME!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Um, never mind. Not as hot now, after all these years. I would get there with a pile of Babushka dust. Not on my bucket list. Sorry, no thanks.
A Russian woman volunteered to go on a one-way trip to Mars. Also going…
…a case of Vodka.
A Russian woman volunteered to go on a one-way trip to Mars. Also going…
…whoever Obama needs to throw under the bus for these latest scandals.
A Russian woman volunteered to go on a one-way trip to Mars. Also going…
…most of my sense of humor, I can’t think of anything remotely funny.
…Bill Clinton – to finally get away from Hillary
…terrorists – who else would bother to become a pilot and buy a one way ticket?
… a large “Cosmo-“naut endorsement check, an “Oprah the Pod Bay Doors, Hal” T-shirt, and a volume of Vogue On Poetry.
… Putin’s robots, going to Cyberia.
… is a Mongolian woman — it’ll be one small steppe for womankind.
…will be the B Ark.
… is a complaint letter from Jan Brady: “Martian, Martian, Martian!”
some dude looking for his mail-order bride.
a randomly selected “American” displaying overtly communist tendencies.
… her kids, Dzhokar and Speedbump. Justice!
…her extensive and fashionable wardrobe.
A Russian woman volunteered to go on a one-way trip to Mars. Also going…
…a certain acronym that no longer dares speak it’s name.
@Apostic #1, – has not, has not, has not….
(or didn’t you recognize the eyes)
Joe Biden’s shotgun
Nothing by nyet.
A Russian woman volunteered to go on a one-way trip to Mars. Also going…
…our Bill of Rights.
Seriously- this “Russian woman” is not just any random female, but is the first woman in space, who orbited back in 1963. (It took the US over twenty to duplicate this.) She’s already in the history books.
But what to send with her?
That’s easy- Major Kong knows what to bring:
– One forty-five caliber automatic
– Two boxes of ammunition
– Four days’ concentrated emergency rations
– One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine,
vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
– One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible
– One hundred dollars in rubles
– One hundred dollars in gold
– Nine packs of chewing gum
– One issue of prophylactics
– Three lipsticks
– Three pair of nylon stockings.
… eleven suitcases, two “overnight” bags, and the entire 2013 production of Avon (just in case someone wants to put lipstick on this …)
…George Takei
Nothing but nyet.
(doh)
…Libertarians! It’s the only way to get rid of those G damned ^^^#@ing thieves! Libertarians truly are the scum of the earth!
The Illudium pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator
Apparently I missed the wrap-up…
…is All Spark. She’s returning it
…is sanity. Now when the scientists say that life once existed on the planet Mars, they will finally be correct. And then they’ll say, “I hate to say I told you so…”
…her divorce papers from Putin.
Her pal, Hillary Clinton, to keep her company. Well, Hillary’s going whether she wants to or not.
… are moose, squirrel, and short fat spy. Tune in next time for the exciting conclusion!
… to nail salon, dance recital, bank, and grocery store, all in same day. Western women soft!
…117 tons of White House documents for fuel.
A Russian woman volunteered to go on a one-way trip to Mars. Also going…
…several passengers booked on the connecting flight to Dallas. Hey, it was either that or connect through Atlanta.
…is her tombstone.
…will be Jimmy Carter to make sure those Martian canals don’t belong to us.
…is 400 pounds of bacon and six rolls of duct tape. And Harvey.
…will be an emergency choose a savior and religion kit for those anxious last Communist breaths.
…are all of MSNBC and CNN’s network employees in the hope that there might be a viewer on Mars but at least Valentina will provide a ratings bump if they can wrest the remote from her.
A Russian woman volunteered to go on a one-way trip to Mars. Also going…
…OJ Simpson since he didn’t make it his last chance.
A Sperm whale and a bowl of petunias
A Russian woman volunteered to go on a one-way trip to Mars. Also going…
…Dejah Thoris.
…all those smart-ass folks say we come descended from monkeys!
A space marker used to measure the stack of new regulations enacted under Obama, a stack estimated to go three quarters of the way to Mars (but rising daily).
Ricin Crispies
Gee, did her student visa run out, too?
@43 Political asylum denied.
… will be Ivan Drago to slow her descent on landing. He must brake her.
Michael Moore (no longer content to be the scum of JUST the Earth).
Is Edward Snowden, probably the only place the NSA can’t get him
@36 – “will be Jimmy Carter to make sure those Martian canals don’t belong to us”
Historical reference bacon to Dohtimes!
That one still sticks in my craw, and is just one of the many reasons that I’ll be dancing a merry jig when that substandard bureaucrat finally joins the choir invisible.
… will be Bill Clinton with a whole case of Cubans.
…Orson Wells to do background on his sequal.
…Orsen Wells to do background on his SEQUEL. (doh…)
Also going………..the Constitution and Bill of Rights. The US government doesn’t need them anymore.
#48 That’s “Blooming choir invisible” kind sir.
…will not be any Martians, they’re getting amnesty with all the other illegal aliens.
Michael valentine smith refused her a visa
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