Hat tip to The Anchoress for pointing out the freakiest Joe Biden photo:
That’s the face of a man who should be legally obligated to introduce himself every time he moves to a new neighborhood. It looks like a face-eating alien disguised by wearing human skin. It’s the kinda smile that makes all the babies cry within a ten mile radius.
It’s creepy, is all.
as that picture loaded I swear my daughter started crying
As much as I hate Joe Biden and would like to make fun, I REALLY think this picture looks photoshopped from the top of the nose down to the chin, and over to the middle of the cheeks.
“MUST RESIST URGE TO BLURT OUT FIRST THING THAT POPS INTO TINY BRAIN”
Yeah, that’s pretty terrifying. Especially if it isn’t photoshopped.
Reminds me of those little miner dudes from Galaxy Quest. Or a gremlin that was fed at 12:05.
I’m not too sure about the tiny brain comment… could very well be… being and Idiot from Delaware, he just might not be able to lie!
Could it be Joe Knows?
Could it be?
Could it be, Joe is really telling the truth when he should be covering up?
Maybe we should be listening to what Joe “Really” is saying… truth be known… subways really are a festering capsule of germ infested diseases.
I am a respectable, right winged extremist, tea bagging, trailer park living, bigoted, racist, gay bashing homophobe,
democrat slamming, liberal trashing, ACLU cussing, gun toting, Muslim hating, SUV driving – gas guzzling, hippies use the side door to enter,
cigarette smoking by the No Smoking sign, beer drinking, meat eating, resource wasting, free internet porno watching, God fearing Christian, employed full time, tax paying, white trash redneck and single
It looks like a McCain-Biden hybrid
Take it easy on good ol’ Joe, if he were to unclench his teeth the frog he just began swallowing whole could climb back out. A few minutes later, he rehinged his jaw and all was fine.
I see the hair plugs have taken rather nicely. I mean really, what a clean, articulate statement that hair makes. There’s a hairdo that says “I’m in charge here!”
And it is.
FYI, that’s an actual AP photo:
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/05/17/oops-biden-reveals-location-secret-vp-bunker/?test=latestnews
Thats the grin of an evil commie that revealed national security secrets for his replacement in July.
He looks like an extra from Soundgarden’s video for “Black Hole Sun.”
Compared to Granny RictusMcBotoxImplants, he’s positively gorgeous.
Grinning like a dog eating sh*t.
This is the face of a man with a remote shock device strapped to his genitalia reminding him not to utter yet another gaffe.
Either that, or he’s keeping his teeth clenched in hopes of keeping his foot out.
Thanks for the nightmares I’m sure to have tonight. Also, where should I send the bill for the therapy I’m sure to need to keep living after seeing that? Swallowing a folded frisbee suddenly seems like a perfectly acceptable solution to blocking any further thoughts of that image.
No, this is the face of a man who just realized he told the people out to get him where they could find him.
Well, no again, that gives the man way too much credit for thought.
Can’t remember which Poltergeist movie had the undead preacher guy. You know, the one whose main line was “Yer all gonna DIE!!!. I think Joe’s related to that guy. And if he gaffes his way out of the VP job, he has a rosy future starring in horror movies.
Now all those gaffes make sense! Joe Biden is an alien attempting to imitate our bizarre human culture, with hilarious cultural misunderstandings! Here he is trying to imitate what is known here on Earth as a “smile”.
Well, at least he’s still got all his teeth…and then some.
His mouth does open wider – but only when a Gaffe comes out, complete with hook.
“And then the Joker wiped off his makeup to reveal his true identity!!!”
“And the seventh angel poured out his vial into the air; and there came a great voice out of the temple of heaven, from the throne, saying, It is done.”
Where are his eye balls??? I agree with the alien in human skin theory. He didn’t quite align his face mask the day this picture was taken.
Who knew Biden would be comedy relief…..
C’mon Frank,
Why.
So
Seriousss???
Didn’t Ripley nuke the site from orbit?
Jeez, an expensive suit and tie, paired with the most disengenuous smile known to man.
Biden looks and sounds better suited to discuss the unique chemical properties and compounds associated with concrete.
It’s OK, we know where he lives.
Here’s a creepy photo of Biden and Obama – Hair plugs gone wild.
Warning- Swallow that beverage before clicking.
Damn. That just makes my skin crawl.
Like David Letterman, Steven King, Alec Baldwin and Janine Golly-Aweful-0, he has dead eyes. Sold his soul to the devil mayhaps? Wait…….he just works for him. Sorry I forgot.
Who wants to bet that’s the same “You know I’m a man but I want you to treat my like a naughty monkey” look he gets when he goes for his bi-monthly proctology exam?
Oops…did I take that too far again?
I finally figured it out.
He reminds me of that cockroache monster wearing a human skin they used in “Men In Black”.
Too bad Tommy Lee Jones is really a liberal weenie, we could use a bad ass liek him to clobber Joe.
I’m pretty sure that stupid is never scary…
He’s probably one of those aliens from the minseries, “V.”
Illiterates. It’s Victor Hugo’s L’Homme qui Rit, “The Man Who Laughs.”
a face only a mother could love
*sigh* Is it 2013 yet?
he looks exactly like one of the “Gentlemen” from season four of Buffy.
#5 – urbuggenme,
Yes, for pity’s sake, we’ve noticed you.