Ladies, calm down.
The HHS says marriages are much happier if women just calm down a bit. SarahK, it’s not me saying this — it’s science or the government or something. So ladies, relax; thus says HHS.
If anything, though, Sebelius is a little too calm with all that’s going on.
I always told my wife if “just take a deep breath and relax and this will all go much better”…now I even got the government on my side!
There is a 98% consensus among scientists about this.
At least 98% of the male scientists.
Fortunately for you, Frank, IMAO mustn’t have many married, female readers who would get all excited about this finding. Either that, or all the women reading here are Conservative and thus calm by nature.
“Sarahnity now!”
Was there anything in the report about “making me a sammich”?
According to the study, marriages are NOT improved if the man calms down early. If a woman is upset, a calm male obviously isn’t taking her seriously. Gasoline on the fire.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reawJb7dNds
“If Mama ain’t happy, ain’t NOBODY happy.”
It’s funny how nothing pisses more people off than telling the obvious, frequently-demonstrated truth.
So, does my Obamacare cover gin and chocolate? and days at the spa?
Now if we can only keep ’em calm while we take the vote away from ’em…
But so far the only tried and true method is for you to stop talking about Michelle Malkin. Good luck with that.
How ya gonna keep ’em down on the farm, after they’ve seen Detroit?
I’m totally gonna have a tantrum about this. 😛
Worst relationship advise ever.
Man – “Honey, just calm down and you’ll feel better.”
Woman – “Don’t you tell me what to do! You condescending @#$%^.”
It’s not about the nail:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4EDhdAHrOg