Sorry I slammed your Grandma's casket closed because I thought I saw her move
— dan mentos (@NonCombosMentos) March 21, 2014
Why do they still force actors to be so skinny? We've got wide screens now. Plenty of room.
— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) March 21, 2014
Business idea: Like a sports bar but we only play my old Mystery Science Theater 3000 VHS tapes and no one is allowed to talk over them.
— vladchoc (@vladchoc) March 22, 2014
"SHE'S NOT EVEN A NEW GIRL ANYMORE!" – What my last three arguments have been about
— Nick Ross (@NickBossRoss) March 24, 2014
YOU WINGNUTS ARE ON DRUGS!!!!I WORK IN HOLLYWOOD AND ALL THE CASKET ACTORS I KNOW ARENT SEXIST OR DISCRIMINATORY AND WOULDNT BAR ANY GIRL REGARDLESS OF HER GENDER FROM DOING WHATEVER SHE WANTED TO!!!!!NOT EVERYONE IN HOLLYWOOD CAN MAKE IT AS A CASKET ACTOR!!!YOU HAVE TO HAVE TALENT!!!!!SOMETHING WHICH YOU RESCUMLICANS DONT KNOW ABOUT!!!HA!!!HA!!!GEORGE HAMILTON TOOK LESSONS FROM BELA LUGOSI ON HOW TO BE A SKILLED CASKET ACTOR!!!DAVID FAUSTINO IS TOO SHORT TO BE A TALENTED CASKET ACTOR AND COULD ONLY WORK IN CASKET PORN!!!!!(YUCK!!!)MARKIE POST AND MICHELE FORBES HAVE WORKED AS CASKET ACTRESSES AND NOBDY GOT IN THEIR WAY!!! STUPID WINGNUTS!!!
Hey Janeane: Thanks for reminding me of Markie Post. Hubba Hubba!
STOP IT JOCELYN. STOP IT.
That’s how we wound up with Lena Dunham.
Never again!
why JG you CAPITALIST, you missed the meds again.