Straight Line of the Day: OOPS! While in Japan, President Obama… Posted by Harvey on 28 April 2014, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. OOPS! While in Japan, President Obama…
… indicated how impressed he was with Tokyo’s ability to spring back each time Godzilla blew through town. Reply to this comment
OOPS! While in Japan, President Obama… made more mistakes than George Bush on acid. Reply to this comment
OOPS! While in Japan, President Obama… …had the song “Short People” stuck in his head …forgot his teleprompter and so had nothing to say. …bought a kimono and white face so Michelle could role play as a geisha Reply to this comment
…asked if Honda could make an Asimo replacement for Joe Biden. The techies balked at dumbing one down that much. Reply to this comment
OOPS! While in Japan, President Obama… gave a shout out to all his homies livin’ large in Japistan. Reply to this comment
…spoke about how much he enjoys Japanese cinema – especially the Charlie Chan movies. Reply to this comment
…,when taken to an exclusive sushi bar, ordered the “California roll”, refusing to try any of the other delicacies offered to him. …bought Joe a new knife, and told him to study up on seppuku. Reply to this comment
…expressed surprised that Kabuki was a thing, rather than a description of how he investigates government wrongdoing. Reply to this comment
… chastised them for using the word “Nippon” for Japan, because it smacks of racism. … returned the bust of Yoko Ono. … discovered that with that fetish for small feet there were literally binders full of women. … wanted to buy some miniature trees because they use less CO2, but since he doesn’t carry cash he asked them if they did bonsai charges. … lectured them about “extremists,” advising them to close the so-called shogun loophole. … tweeted selfies, incurring ronin charges. Reply to this comment
… indicated how impressed he was with Tokyo’s ability to spring back each time Godzilla blew through town.
OOPS! While in Japan, President Obama…
Ordered out for Chinese.
OOPS! While in Japan, President Obama…
asked for the Dog sushi.
OOPS! While in Japan, President Obama…
made more mistakes than George Bush on acid.
…sold guns to the Yakuza.
… asked for directions to the Arizona Memorial.
…prayed at a Shinto shrine to lost Kamikaze pilots.
…ordered chicken sashimi.
…spoke passionately about the prospects for an “Asian Spring” movement.
OOPS! While in Japan, President Obama…
…had the song “Short People” stuck in his head
…forgot his teleprompter and so had nothing to say.
…bought a kimono and white face so Michelle could role play as a geisha
…asked about the strained relations with North Japan.
…asked if Honda could make an Asimo replacement for Joe Biden. The techies balked at dumbing one down that much.
OOPS! While in Japan, President Obama…
gave a shout out to all his homies livin’ large in Japistan.
… blamed bushido.
… admitted that the “promise of hashtag” idiocy was caused by too much Psaki.
apologized for Hiroshima, Nagasaki, and the 2011 tsunami that hit near Sendar.
…asked if they had any drowning folks he could save.
…said he had some grazing land available for Kobi beef cattle.
…spoke about how much he enjoys Japanese cinema – especially the Charlie Chan movies.
… evolved his position on robosexuality.
…,when taken to an exclusive sushi bar, ordered the “California roll”, refusing to try any of the other delicacies offered to him.
…bought Joe a new knife, and told him to study up on seppuku.
…expressed surprised that Kabuki was a thing, rather than a description of how he investigates government wrongdoing.
…kept referring to Godzilla as Allahzilla.
…called Japan the 57th state.
…kept asking who “Sou Desu Ka” was.
…brought out Jay Carney and Susan Rice for some impromptu Kabuki theatre.
. . . expressed surprise that tea time wasn’t at the golf course.
… carrying on the Grand Tradition, puked on their Prime Minister.
…imposed sanctions.
… expressed hope he’d be awarded a medal for operating in anime territory.
…ordered his sashimi well done.
… chastised them for using the word “Nippon” for Japan, because it smacks of racism.
… returned the bust of Yoko Ono.
… discovered that with that fetish for small feet there were literally binders full of women.
… wanted to buy some miniature trees because they use less CO2, but since he doesn’t carry cash he asked them if they did bonsai charges.
… lectured them about “extremists,” advising them to close the so-called shogun loophole.
… tweeted selfies, incurring ronin charges.