[High Praise! to ThinkGeek]

When folks think of a tactical approach to the holidays, they tend to be talking about the best way to get the last parking spot at the mall or what route to take on the highways so you’re moving as opposed to sitting still while traveling.

Here at ThinkGeek, we’re bringing a little something different to your tactical holiday planning: our Tactical Holiday Stocking. It’s got integrated MOLLE straps on the outside, a swivel carabiner on the top and at the ankle, two quick-release clips on the toe, a hook-and-loop panel near the top, a bi-directional side zipper, a top handle, and a small, external pouch for additional coal storage (for those folks who have been extra bad – you know who you are). And, of course, it’s black.