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  1. Scientists predict superintelligent robots will visit Earth. President Obama…

    will accuse them of being racist since none are painted black.

    will be out golfing and only find out about their visit from reading the papers.

    will inquire if they will accept free health care and citizenship for voting Democrat next election.

  2. …will start an exploratory committee to investigate his options…

    …will suggest holding a “Lube Summit”, after declaring that the rest of humanity has “acted stupidly”…

    …will make a speech, saying that if he had a son, “he would look a lot like our new robotic overlords”…

    …will add them to the Obamacare rolls to push the numbers ever closer to his rosy projections…

  3. Scientists predict superintelligent robots will visit Earth. President Obama…

    predicts another Nobel for himself, for a matching set.

    predicts he will **** his pants if they do.

    predicts Joe Biden will have to be locked in his room for their visit.

  4. …will do nothing until programming is completed by Valerie Jarrett.

    …will quickly proclamate his factory robot emancipating butt off. Then claim that Roomba belongs to George Bush.

    …preemptively chastise white people for rampant robophobia.

    …tell Bill Clinton to heel when he starts poking around for orifices.

  5. Scientists predict superintelligent robots will visit Earth. President Obama…

    … will ask them to reprogram themselves at a 40 IQ so Obama can communicate with them on the same level.

    … will congratulate them on picking up on the “You Lie” thing so quickly after meeting him. First sentence, in fact.

    … will introduce them to President Jarrett, then go play golf.

  6. … Will order the press to not call them ‘super-intelligent’ until he can be sure they will vote for democrats.

    … Called them racist for criticizing the Obamacare website.

    .. Ordered them to pay for health insurance covering abortions; even after they pointed out that they are non-organic and don’t need health insurance.

    … Was assimilated. Loading the Obamacare website into it’s mainframe caused the supercomputer to crash, and the invasion fleet disintegrated.

  7. … agrees to meet with them in White House but they will have to use the back door… the one with the garbage cans… full of garbage.
    The super intelligent robots believe this to be a great honor, being that that is how the Dali Lama and the Prime Minister of Israel were received.

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