Hey, look: I’m still around. Just had a bit of a Christmas vacation. And during that time, I had a column up at PJ Media on President Obama’s 12 greatest accomplishments during 2014. That’s right: I came up with twelve.

Said his name right. A lot of people have accidentally said “Osama” when they meant “Obama”, but I’ve never seen President Obama do that himself. He’s always said his name right. And he talks about himself a lot. Yet not one slip.