That One is buying half an hour of prime time TV on CBS a week before the election (8pm Eastern, Oct. 29).
Which is all fine & dandy, since it’s a free country until and unless America’s favorite New Party candidate takes the oath of office with his fingers carefully crossed. I say he can spend his sleazy foreign campaign contributions any way he wants.
But as any TV exec will tell you, you can’t have a successful show unless it’s got a catchy title. In exchange for undisclosed compensation from the Obama campaign, I toss out the following suggestions:
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* Ayers & Friends
* I HOPE You Don’t CHANGE the Channel
* You Might Be A Racist!
* How I Met Your Baby Mama
* House In Forclosure
* American Idolatry
* Everyone Loves Barry
* Extreme Makeover: White House Edition
* Desperate Democrats
* Survivor: D.C.
* ER… UM… UH…
* Deal or No Deal Without Preconditions
* Not Smarter Than a 5th Grader
* America’s Least Wanted
* Monday Night Goofball
* Obama Who?
* Dancing With the Liars
Sadly, “The Biggest Loser” was already taken, too.
The Surreal Life. Oh, wait, that’s taken.
Okay, how about…
NUMB3RS THAT DON’T ADD UP
MD 20/20
Dirty Politics
Deadliest President
All the Lies Fit to Report.
Lies and the Liars Who Tell Them
Stop Me Before I Lie Again
Liar Gump
My Name is Inexperience
Plan: You mean I need a plan?
The Rise and Fall of the United States of America
The Detonation of the Great Satan: Allah Akbar with Reverands Wright, Jackson, Sharpton and special guest The One, The Only, the messiah.
I don’t watch much tv anymore, so if you’re going to have to go back in your time capsule about 15+ years for these…
Too Close (to the white house) for Comfort
Fool House
Soul Train II
Leave it to Barry
Highway to Heaving
Lifestyles of the Rich and Racist
Mad Barry
Beyond the Beltway
The Manchurian Candidate (wait that’s a biography right)
Dr. Alahlove or How I learned to love Socialism
Failure to Lead
The Eagle has Crashed
No Country for Real Men
Armageddon: The Real Story
Full Armani Jacket
This could seriously go on forever. I love this.
I finally figure out the gravatar thingy. Who say’s you can’t teach OLD dogs new tricks.
My Name Is Hussein.
Hussein I’m a racist?
Obama/Osama – Men whose friends have bombed the Pentagon.
Hussein I’m inexperienced?
Muslim? Hussein it?
Zeroes
* Are you smarter than Barack? (Probably)
* Not without my teleprompter (Soon to be a feature length film!)
* Deal or No Deal With Rezko
Baracky and Hoodwinkle
Misfits of Social Science
The O-Team
Obama’s Family
CSI: C.NN S.ays, “I.nvestigate? Investigate what? Obama is as pure as the wind driven snow, you racist.”
The (Oval) Office starring Barack Obama as Michael Scott and Joe Biden as Dwight Schrute, assistant (to) the President.
Dwight: The American people are calling on us to drill, drill, drill Mr. President.
Michael: That’s what she said. Hahahaha.
You Might Be Racist!
Hasn’t that been the title of Obama’s entire campaign?
The Amazing Racist
Major Dud
Coach-ed
Chicago HopeNChange
Friends (That Are Not the Ones That I Knew)
Negotiationsmoke (Because Guns Might Hurt Someone)
Too many good ones already. I could say “Jeopardy”, but that’s taken too.
Who Wants to Tax A Millionaire?
Ayers in the Family
NCIS: Nation’s Capital Is Screwed
Meet the Depressed
Debase The Nation
The ABC Evening Snooze
Taxation He Wrote
Obama Knows Best
Diagnosis Moron
Not Smart
My So Called Experience
Michelle, the Adult Witch
That 70s Economic Policy
Soros in Charge
Terrorist Ties
And then, there are a lot that are already taken:
Gimme a Break
Silver Spoons
Clueless
Fantasy Island
Land of the Lost
The Pretender
You Wish
The Biggest Loser
The Apprentice
Fear Factor
Hack
Lost
Punk’d
* The Hunt for Red November
* Lost (in Flyover Country)
Well let’s see.
The whole Obama campaign has been idiots calling other people racist, idiots treating a woman like crap, idiots pandering to proponents of the gay lifestyle, the main idiot has never had a real job in his entire life, all the idiots are angry all the time and blame everybody else for the messes they cause, and the idiot is famous despite any real talents or accomplishments. That show already exists, it’s called MTV’s The Real World.
Way out in front of you on the Erkel thing! Obama isn Erkel Tom! http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/obama-is-an-erkle-tom.htm
Dated: Friday, March 28th, 2008 …….. you been SCOOPED news man!
Remember the movie “The One-ders” ? Everybody went around calling them “The OH-NEEDERS” ……. We should start calling Obama “The OHNeee”
30 Minutes of Obama- my executive experience retrospective in real time.
Shark Week
All the Hope you can eat and all the Change you can stomach
Putin on the Ritz
It doesn’t matter, nobody watches CBS anyway, do they?
Kids say the inarticulatest things (off prompter)
Hatist American Hero
The Hate Show with Barry Obama
You BETTER not want to be a Millionaire!
Who want to know WilliamAyers? (not me)
No Deal or No Deal.
J.B. and the the B.E.A.R. (Barely Experienced, Arrogant Radical)
Doogie Howser D.C.
Just too perfect! The ad at the bottom of the comments was a plug for Christian Slater’s new show; ‘My Own Worst Enemy’. I can’t improve on that!
America’s Next Top Moron (please God no)
Extreme Takeover
What Not To Elect
Clean Sweep (of Congress)
I Love Liberals (not me, HIM!)
Welcome Back Komrade
Hopey Days
The Facts of Life (are irrelevant to Liberals)
Dr. Obama, Medicine Man (is a quack)
Barack and Joe’s Excellent Adventure
Three’s Company (for Barack, Joenet, and Nancy)
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Hey, this IS fun!
Ewww…
Coffee through nose onto laptop. Thanks everyone. Thanks a lot.
Personally I look at it more as any episode on the Discovery Channel. Stuff like:
* MythBusters: Obama’s Got Experience – Busted!
* Deadliest Catch (The Obama Presidency)
* (Economy) Destroyed In Seconds
* Dirty (con) Jobs
* Future Weapons (we will be banning)
Everything You Wanted to Know About Obama *But Were Afraid (or TOO CHICKEN!) To Ask.
Good Chet. Good Night David. And Good Night from NBC Retards.
Everyone Hates the Constitution
Easy Money for 95% of You
The Biggest Loser: Taxpayers
America’s Next Top Marxist