Promoted Comment: Poll Is Dead

Courtesy of our very own Bob B — or his bot — on his (dare I point out?) very white piano:

Imagine there’s no red wall
It’s easy if you cheat
No states declared yet
Ahead, sea of blue seats
Imagine all the people
Votin’ the right way
Ah
Imagine there’s no counties
All turned to red from blue
No need to drop fake ballots
No need for hacking, too
Imagine all the people
List’ning to Maddow
You
You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
When AOC begins her run!

Straight Line of the Day: Boeing’s Head of Quality for Commercial Airplanes Is Retiring. New Job: …

Boeing commercial airplanes quality chief to retire in December
American Journal of Transportation | 11/11/2024 | David Shepardson

Boeing’s head of quality for commercial airplanes, Elizabeth Lund, who has spearheaded the planemaker’s improvement plans, will retire in December, the company said on Monday.

A 33-year veteran of Boeing, Lund had been named in February to the new position of senior vice president of quality for its commercial planes, after the crisis sparked by the Jan. 5 mid-air panel blowout of a new Alaska Airlines 737 MAX 9.

Kamala’s speechwriter?

Is Mika Up For Grabs?

JUST IN: MSNBC’s parent company Comcast is now in the process of SELLING the alleged cable “news” network.
X | 11/12/2024 | Kyle Becker

Ratings since Trump took office have been in a DOWNWARD SPIRAL at @MSNBC.

• Morning Joe 1st hour – down 39.6% • Morning Joe 2d hour – down 36.9% • Andrea Mitchell – down 39.7% • Ari Melber – down 49.6% • Joy Reid’s Reidout – down 54.6% • All-in w Chris Hayes – down 47.2% • Alex Wagner Tonight- down 53.6% • Lawrence O’Donnell – down 60.6% • Stephanie Ruhle – down 67%

Straight Line of the Day: What Might Be Planned by the Ministry of Sex?

Russia plans ‘ministry of sex’ as Vladimir Putin desperately tries to boost birth rate
The Mirror | November 8, 2024 | Will Stewart

A ‘ministry of sex’ could be set up in Russia in the latest move to remedy the country’s drooping birth rate.

Putin-loyalist Nina Ostanina, 68, chairwoman of the Russian parliament’s committee on Family Protection, Paternity, Maternity and Childhood, is scrutinising a petition demanding such a move. This comes as Putin’s officials are coming up with myriad ideas to meet his demand to halt the demographic slide made worse by the hundreds of thousands killed in the war in Ukraine he unleashed almost three years ago.

One bizarre proposal is to turn off the Internet – and even the lights – between 10pm and 2am to encourage couples to have sex. Another idea is for the state to pay stay-at-home women raising children for doing housework, and to include this in their pension calculations. One more notion is that the state should pay for first dates – up to the value of 5,000 roubles [£40].

Yet another proposal is that public cash should fund wedding nights in hotels for couples up to a value of 26,300 roubles [£208] in the hope this stimulates pregnancies.

Pay IMAO a Million Dollars — It’s Not Like You’re Paying FrankJ a Million Dollars!

Oprah: ‘I Was Paid Nothing, Ever’ by Harris Campaign… So What Was That Million Dollars?
PJ Media  | 11/12/24 | Stephen Green

Well, this is awkward.

After Federal Election Commission filings showed that the Harris-Walz campaign paid a cool million to Oprah Winfrey’s Harpo Productions company for the town hall where Oprah endorsed Harris, Oprah denied it.

Caught on a backstreet by one of those TMZ video crews and asked if it was true that “they paid you a million dollars for the endorsement for Kamala,” Oprah replied, “Not true. I was paid nothing, ever.”

“The campaign paid for the production costs of ‘Unite for America,’ a live-streaming event that took place Sept. 19 outside Detroit, Mich.,” a spokesperson for Harpo said, trying to clear things up. “Oprah Winfrey was at no point during the campaign paid a personal fee, nor did she receive a fee from Harpo.”

Technically, that’s the truth. But only technically.

It was Winfrey’s production company that received the seven-figure check. But Harpo is owned by Winfrey. For all intents and purposes, Harpo IS Oprah.

The FEC paperwork shows that Harpo was paid for “EVENT PRODUCTION,” not for Winfrey’s endorsement. But does 94 minutes of unscripted, live television, produced on a small set, really cost a million dollars to produce? Or was Oprah’s “personal fee” just part of the overhead?

I’m Not Claiming “Without Evidence” That Our Election Systems Suck

Four Counties In MI Find Over 26K Votes Days After The Election—Several Seats Flip From Democrat To Republican, Including One MI House Seat
Gateway Pundit | 11/11/24 | Patty Murray

On Friday, the state of Michigan, which arguably has the most untrustworthy Secretary of State in America, added 26,662 unreported votes to its unofficial vote total from four counties after canvassers reportedly discovered the stunning discrepancies.

Kent County, formerly a red county, discovered a whopping 13,795 unreported votes. Kalamazoo County, home to Western MI University and Kalamazoo College, discovered 6,691 previously unreported votes. Calhoun County blamed their discovery of 4,602 votes on a “software glitch.” When northern Michigan’s Leelanau County’s results were first revealed, it looked like Democrats had won almost every race, which would solidify the belief that Democrats were able to turn the popular vacation community solidly blue. But not so fast—days after the Nov. 5 election, 1,574 unreported votes were discovered that had not added to the original count, flipping almost every race thought to have been won by a Democrat to a Republican candidate.

In Leelanau County, several key races, like the three Leelanau County board of commissioners spots, showed Democrats sweeping Republicans at the polls. The important local drain commissioner, which previously showed the Democrat winning by a landslide, was flipped to give the Republican candidate a resounding victory.

Heh

Recently, Democrats shook their fists and bellowed to the Heavens about the need to expand the Supreme Court, abolish the filibuster, override state abortion laws via federal legislation, and choose presidents by popular vote. All to save Our Democracy. So far as I can tell, all such talk has ceased—as if there were a great disturbance on the Left, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. It’s never wise to seek powers that you would fear in the hands of your adversaries.

— Winning by Losing, Losing by Winning
Bastiat’s Window | Nov 10, 2024 | Robert F. Graboyes