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Washington Post ‘mystified’ by drop in fentanyl seizures at US-Mexico border
The Post Millennial | 6/2/25The Washington Post has said that a massive drop in fentanyl seizures at the southern border is “mysterious” and that it is a “more complex” story than one would think after President Donald Trump has made it a point to crack down on border security as well as fentanyl trafficking into the US.
The outlet suggested that the Trump administration’s policies, such as threatening tariffs on China as well as Mexico to curb fentanyl, could have little to do with the drop in fentanyl, and claimed, “New data suggest a more complex story.”
The Washington Post has said that a massive drop in bra and panty seizures in the intern quarters is “mysterious” and that it is a “more complex” story than one would think after President Basil — not Basil — has made it a point to crack down on intern security as well as bra and panty trafficking in the Salvation Army.
The outlet suggested that Basil (not Basil)’s policies, such as threatening sanctions on Oppo as well as Walrus to curb 12-year-old scotch, could have little to do with a wee drop of 12-year-old scotch, and claimed, “New data suggest a more complex story,” which will be pay-per-view.
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Yeah, I Was Marching With MLK and Nelson Mandela in Dealey Plaza When Kennedy Was Shot
Everytown Tries to Distance Itself From Activist Who Falsely Claimed to Be School Shooting Survivor
BearingArms | 5/30/25 | Cam EdwardsWhen gun control activists with Everytown for Gun Safety and Students Demand Action held a rally at the Kentucky state capitol in February to push for new restrictions on the right to keep and bear arms, one of the speakers captivated the small crowd of anti-gunners with his moving story about surviving a mass shooting at his Pennsylvania high school.
As it turns out, however, what Calvin Polachek told the crowd was an outright lie. He invented the school shooting and his self-proclaimed trauma, and now Everytown is scrambling to distance themselves from the man they put in front of a microphone.
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Did anyone at Everytown even try to vet Polachek’s story? According to the Republican Herald newspaper in Pennsylvania, the gun control activist claimed that eleven students, including his brother and best friend, were murdered during a shooting at Dallas High School in 2017. As the paper notes, that would have been one of the deadliest school shootings in U.S. history. Did the Everytown volunteers who heard Polachek’s lies just assume that they were true even though they’d never heard of a shooting at Dallas High School? And if Polachek wasn’t an “active volunteer”, then how did he land the speaking gig? Was Everytown just so eager to put a victim in front of a microphone that everyone associated with the anti-gun rally just decide that there was no need to do their due diligence?
Vox CornPopuli!
Straight Line of the Day: Mutters of Invention
Things That Could Easily Be Misunderstood If You Mutter Them in a Checkout Line
Examples:
“I’ll just have some ample jews”
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“I just have some apple juice.”
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“Do you carry, Honey?”
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“Do you carry honey?”
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“Mine is like a pogo”
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“Minus, like, a BOGO.”
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“These prices are so high, you should go down”
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“These prices are so high! You should go down.”
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“Are you going to check me out?”
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“Are you going to check me out?”
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“So, how much do I get off?”
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“So, how much do I get off?”
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“Want me to grab those melons?”
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“You’re going to take those Snickers off, right?”
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“Couple of breasts; couple of thighs. That should do it.”
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As you can imagine, I look forward to trips to the supermarket.
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The Flin Flon Man
A Canadian prairie city virtually deserted as fires rage and thousands more evacuees expected
AP News | May 30, 2025WINNIPEG, Manitoba (AP) — The Canadian prairie city of Flin Flon was virtually deserted and more evacuees were expected, Manitoba’s premier said Friday, as wildfires raged in the province.
Premier Wab Kinew told a news conference that the mayor, councilors, health-care staff and other officials have had to depart Flin Flon, a city of 5,000 people.
“The only folks remaining on the ground are firefighters and folks in the office of the fire commissioner and RCMP, who are there to battle the blaze,” Kinew said.
“We do expect some very, very challenging conditions in Flin Flon and in the surrounding community.”
I want to know Wab Kinew, and when he kinew it.
Just Like “The View”?
How much is ‘Truss Social’ learning from Truth Social?
The Spectator | 05/30/25Zuckerberg, Musk, Trump… Truss? Cockburn was surprised to hear from across the Pond that Liz Truss – who served as prime minister of the United Kingdom for just 49 days – had plans to set up a social media site. “What I am doing is establishing a new free speech network, which will be uncensored and uncancellable, to actually talk about the issues people don’t want to talk about,” the former PM said at a conference in England last month.
Science Thoughts: Assuming You Have Time To Waste
Why Isn’t an Atom’s Nucleus Round?
LiveScience.com | 5/31/25 | Victoria Atkinson
… About 90% of nuclei are shaped like an American football — technically termed “prolate deformed” — in their lowest energy state, with surprisingly few taking the opposite squashed-sphere, M&M-like shape, called oblate deformed.
OK.
The more exotic pear-shaped nucleus is restricted to certain areas of the nuclear chart, particularly around radium, while spherical nuclei are generally confined to atoms with “magic” numbers (or full shells) of nuclear particles.
Mm-hmm. I thought so.
Straight Line of the Day: The Witches of Scotland Are on the March. Among Their Demands: …
The Witches of Scotland Are on the March With a New Book and Their Fight for Justice
The Scotsman | 10th May 2025 | Janet Christie
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… a new bell and candle to go with their new book.
… Triple, Triple, Mister Whipple.
… Hillary for President!
… straw houses in Munchkinland to replace those heavy wooden ones.
… Oppo should stop referring to them as old haggis.




