John Hawkins of Right Wing News chose ten bloggers (5 male/5 female) he’d like to have around if stuck on a deserted island, and I made the cut for very logical reasons.
Laurence Simon says he’d go straight to cannibalism to conserve bandwidth.
Dawn Olsen doesn’t seem to like my inclusion. Well, if it really is a deserted island, then it will be martial law, and I know how to handle dissent.
Does anyone else think I’m a self-absorbed, cocky jerk? I always thought I came off as cordial and witty.
SAY I’M CORDIAL AND WITTY!
NOW!!!
UPDATE: Joyce from Transcended is hot. Why’d no one tell me about her? I know who’d I be putting the moves on on that deserted island…
First!
Which each post you surpass yourself, my good man.
Shut up and get back in your roasting pan.
it’s a good mix. first of all, life on an island would get only so redundant, day after day. and then they’d throw you into the mix. bring your “Wilson” ball, i think they’re going to leave you there for a long long time!
I think you’re cocky..But I like that..it’s why I read you..since I can’t do anything else to you, that is…
On your knees, you say? Any chance you could stop by Sacramento on your way..? 🙂
You would all starve to death or bore each other to death, take Acidman so you can have someone to throw in the ocean, after he saves your sorry butts.
Frank,
Just think. She WANTS you to be the alpha male.
That means you get YOUR pick of the women, caveman style!
Not only are you the epitome of cordiality and wit, it will almost certainly not be necessary for you to “put the moves” on anyone. Unless, of course, you mean the moves that will be required of you when several of the women on the island choose you over the other men, even if it means they have to share.
Damn she’s hot!
Yes, I’d being saying that even if the last time I got laid was fewer than a year ago.
Damn she’s hot!
Nothing like a good microbrew on draft while watching Simpsons. Futurama, even.
But I like to play cribbage. Not exactly strategy.
Anyone seen the show on Spike TV called “this just in”? The main character is a conservative…it’s hilarious. (Not funnier than Frank, though.) Teddy Kennedy drops into a bar, then goes wandering around the city. The conservative goes to get him and is driving him back to the bar. They’re driving over a bridge and you hear the main character say, “oh no, I’m driving over a bridge with Ted Kennedy!” You see the car drive off the bridge and hear Kennedy say, “You know, you were prettier the last time.”
Other classic line: “There is no right wing conspiracy, I know, because if there was one, I’d be part of it.”
Arianna Huffington has a blog now, you know. Ooh la la…I just couldn’t spend one day on a deserted island without my Greek Princess.
“Larry, Dahlink, tell me about the faht cats again.”
“Well, Arianna…when we get off this island, we’re going to have our own place, just you and me, with lots of big, fat cats for you to tend to.”
“Can I pet them and stroke them, Larry, Dahlink?”
“yes, ARianna, you can pet them, and stroke them, but not too hard…”
I don’t know Frank. Cocky and witty seems about right. It’s a good combo. Plus alpha males get all the chicks
Self absorbed, cocky jerk…with your funny moments.
I’ve been working up my own list of islanders. Oddly enough, they are all New York Islanders.
I figure once they lose the skates, they can beat the snot out of the original residents of the island, we can then defile their holy places, build a wall keeping them out…
Definitely witty and mostly cordial. It’s ok if you’re a little cocky — a man with 2 fan blogs has to give himself props now and then.
You`re cordial and witty Frank.
Holy crap! (For two things)
1. Coffman for Congress (over on the right hand side of the screen); he’s in my district, and as a College Republican officer at the U of KY, we have many members volunteering for him, and we have spoken with him. Good guy, vote for him.
2. Joyce from Transcended is FREAKING SMOKING HOT. Holy bejeebies.
That is all.
Frank,
You should try to get Joyce in on the IMAO T-shirt babe contest.
FRANK IS CORDIAL AND WITTY
I’M CORDIAL AND WITTY! NOW!!!
Frank,
Thanks for linking to Joyce’s website. You are cordial and witty, and a great judge of hot chicks!
but who would get voted off the island first?
Frank,
You are cordial and witty. But about Joyce: Can she cook?
eep
You’re cordial and witty! Now back off!
Well, actually, you are. I was just uncomfortable with you yelling at me.
i don’t think Moxie has your sight linked on her blog. Shame on her.
–Frank, cordial, witty, yaddy yaddy… not get out there and get Joyce and/or Moxie in the T-Shirt contest! NOW!!
–Sorry, Frank… congrats on the whole desert island thing.
–You should get pictures of all of them before you go, though. You need to start sizing up in which order you’ll be taking them for food once you run out of MRE’s.
–(Hint: Start with the thinner ones first, even though it’s tempting to eat the fat ones because they look juicy. Remember, if you wait too long to eat the thin ones, they will be just skin and bones. The fat ones can wait a while. Also, if you spare one from your dinner table because she’s hot, just be careful as she will most likely get you in your sleep and cook you up over a fire started with your own tattered clothes. The hot ones have no loyalties when it comes to staying alive, and hot.)
“Joyce from Transcended is hot. Why’d no one tell me about her?”
You should’ve asked. Hawkins linked to Joyce’s blog around the first time I discovered RWN. I think she’s had a link to IMAO for quite some time. Yes, she is a serious hottie. She hasn’t entered your t-shirt babe contest by any chance, has she?
I’M CORDIAL AND WITTY!
You’re welcome Frank.
Oh….krakatoa beat me to it. Sigh.
Blow-hard alpha male? Is that suppose to be an insult?
Damn, sorry to just repeat and be a little simple minded. But I gotta agree that Transcended sure is somethin else. Ive seen hot female bloggers before, but its always good to see more.
And Frank J is witty and rasberry cordial.
Re: Joyce…. whoa.
That was pretty much it.
do they have cheesecake on dessert island?
boy is my face red >_* i still can’t believe frank j linked me!
hehe and sandor…i love strategy games, not a fan of beer at all (i prefer wine) and simpsons rule =)
i’m in love with you.
An attractive woman that likes strategy games? Be still my heart. Heh, if I still lived in So. Cal. … I’d still be too intimidated to talk to you.
Re: the Frank J. characterization – I think he’s a cordial, witty, self-absorbed cocky jerk. See? Something for everyone.
There is no denying her loveliness, and she seems very sweet as well. Young, but very lovely.
dogg….. i was just called self-absorbed today myself. i didnt really knwo what it meant so i searched on google. i found my answer along with your site.
im about my business and im out here tryin 2 get his dough… after thats done…and i build my assets…then ill have time for all that other fun shit.
thats how i feel about it.